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Fabio Lanzoni And The Publishers Flop Again

By Khristyne Lanzari
Aug. 31, 2005

Alright now I have heard it all when it comes to the phoney Fabio Lanzoni. It is time to nip this mess in the butt once and for all. I have continuously made a challenge to you Lanzoni and you have continuously ignored it. What is wrong, will Eric not let you come out to play for real? So far all that you have proven to me is that you are the biggest chicken to ever walk the face of the planet. On top of all that, You have pulled the wool over the eyes of the women in this world and they are complete idiots to keep believing in someone who is a two-faced liar. I even thought you were different and special when I came across you eleven years ago. But when I came across you in April in 2001, I saw a man whose demeanor had changed almost over night. You will never hold a candle to Thor; and coming from the heart, Fabio Lanzoni, you are not fit to breathe the same air as the legendary Lord of Thunder, let alone have a series dipicting him in your image. You would not know a real woman if she came up and punched you out. Just like the publishers like Harper Collins would not know a good author if they did the same. I know the man I met eleven years ago still resides in you somewhere but where is a different story. Truthfully, it breaks my heart to see the once loving, caring, and compassionate man I once knew turn into the loathesome, lying, two-faced, double dealing hypocrite that he is now. As far as your books go, I am glad that the stories in them have, at least, not been corrupted by you. I did not get them on account of you, I got them because of the stories inside kept me guessing until the end. If you don't believe me, I can give you an accurate book report on each and every one of them. When it all comes down to it, you are so full of hot air it is pathetic. Pirate led the way: The hero, a handsome swashbuckling privateer who, despite the fact it darn near takes him losing the woman he loves to make him realize just how much she means to him and how his life would never be complete without her in it, is the start of the mess. The heroine,(Named for your sister I'll bet nice choice by the way), finds herself immediately enthralled by this tall blond and handsome man who saved her life is bound and determined, when she reaches the right age, to win him over no matter what she has to do in order to do it. And then of course there is the supporting cast, an old nursemaid, who, by the way, is the most obnoxious woman I have ever come across, is supposedly the heroine's protector and teacher, a bunch of sexually crazed women and pirates, that really made the story a comical success, literally, a rich and wealthy family from Venice who are not the heroine's idea of a family connection, and a bunch of bad guys who really do not know which end is up. But all in all this story had in the the combination of action, adventure, mystery, danger, suspense, and most of all romance. You really should give most, if not all of the credit, to the woman who pitched the idea of the story to you to begin with. You honestly need to take the time to reevaluate your life and it's direction, or lack thereof. Fabio, if I honestly did not love you, I would not be coming down on you so hard. You are pushing away the people who really care about and love you and you are buring your bridges behind you. I want back the Fabio Lanzoni I met and fell in love with eleven years ago. I know that man is still around somewhere, but the only one who can honestly bring him back is you. Eric Ashenberg, you are in the same boat as he is right now, but if I find out that you were the one spreading the rumor about Fabio in order to make the women walk away and stay away, believe me buster, I will beat your backside until you will not know which side is up. You had better not be the one spreading "that" rumor about him, because I will tear you to pieces.

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About the author:Khristyne Lanzari is 29 years old and is a resident in the state of Arkansas.

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Email: KhristyneLanzari@writeme.com


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