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Pat Robertson 'Misinterpreted'?


By Argile Stox
Aug. 24, 2005

Okay, now my neck is Red. Mr. Pat Robertson stated on CNN that his statement "Take him out" (referring to the President of Venezuela) could be taken many ways; such as kidnapping, etc. Excuse me, Mr. Robertson. – When the world absorbs the statement "Take him out," that means, "Kill". Mr. Robertson, you can not un-ring a bell. Mr. Robertson, I suggest that while you were on the toilet – after a log nap, it dawned on you what you stated on CNN and mumbled, "Did I really say that?" A good rest and a session on the toilet assists to clear a mind. In your case Mr. Pat Robertson, the cleansing blood that rushed to your brain during that session must have re-activated a few dozen brain cells which had been staved for nourishment, and were about to cease to exist.

Each time a Republican is elected President and there is a majority in Congress, the Conservatives jump for joy, and become veracious power hungry, slaphappy, above the law maniacs. Does Richard M. Nixon ring a bell or did he escape your memory as well – Mr. Pat Robertson?

Our current President George Bush is in his second term – and is fast approaching the Lame Duck status. His current Poll Numbers, which rage between 40 – 35 percent, reflect the current thinking of the population of the United States. Mr. Bush has, like President Hoover’s Administration did in the late 1920’s and middle 1930’s, brought the United States down a sliding, slippery slope of economic distress. Once his term ends, his missions will be left un-accomplished.

Mr. Robertson, please – get medical help. Maybe the arteries in your neck need to be cleaned out. Your brain is lacking the proper blood supply. Immediately after that procedure is done, enter a twelve-step program designed for recovering conservatives & make amends. You have embarrassed your faith, followers, and your higher power, and your country. In addition, continue to use a stool softener to relieve your mind and body of the effects of constipation. Believe this writer, your mind /body and your country will have a better relationship if you follow my advice.

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