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Aug. 16, 2005 Most of you critique my stuff, oops um, I mean "work" and this is good. I will now give my feedback. Due to the Fact that I get almost fifty assessments a day, I will address the issues here. It is like the old story, make fun of whom ever you wish, just do not come after me. We can laugh at others expense but must be able to laugh at ourselves. My latest article on Natalee Holloway as I am reminded in an e-mail and duly noted that it isn't "died hair" but "dyed hair" This is an article about someone who may or may not be dead so I do not think dyed is in order. I think us, as Americans have the freedumbs to make light of any subject we wish. I know that me, as an American will right about anything I wish too. I will right the wrights and when appropriate write the wrongs also. One time I was told by someone who will remain anonymous that I use no commas in one of my articles. See Mr. Lewis, I didn't mention your name sir. Any who, I was in a rush, that day and didn't, think there was a need, for pauses. Speaking of paws, my dog just stepped on my foot. Remember my friends, when it reigns it paws. Now with this poor attempt at puns I will move on. I, in my early days, wrote an article about animal rights. I received many death threats and nasty e-mail. Remember one thing folks, I was born and raised in Newark, New Jersey and laugh at death threats. I also may remind you that any attempt at administering pain on my person will result in non observant reaction. I have been married for twenty nine years now and I have build up a resistance to pain. It is all tongue and cheek humor so stick your tongues in your cheeks and let one rip. Now for the matter at hand I have this to say. No one person is better then another. Be it the mailman, the policeman or the milkman white with foam. God bless America is my home sweet home. The howler then thou or the squeaky wheel gets the oil is not going to be the case here in my books. Squeak all you want I'm staying. I have been writing for over thirty five years now and although your opinion is yours your threats are silly. I am my own spokesman and as for peddling my own stuff, my spokes are working just fine. Here is a list of things I have been told never to make fun of over the years. The pope, blacks, Jesus, death and the mentally challenged so I will leave you with this. I won't tell you my Popesicle joke. I won't tell you that the little symbol on the cross INRI means "I'm nailed right in" and I won't tell you about my old friend Joe who isn't so much mentally challenged as he is a retard. As for blacks, I really have no jokes about the race. I am just a comedy writer from Newark, New Jersey and as I said before, no one is better then anyone else. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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