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Aug. 16, 2005 Jerry Falwell's Liberty University (LU) is stuck in the 50s (the 1850s), but in an attempt to modernize the school is easing its dress code. This fall, students at LU can attend class wearing flip-flops and "neat" jeans -- meaning absolutely no holes or patches. Women can wear sweaters, sweat shirts and Capri pants. Men and women can wear shorts in the dining hall and academic buildings, but the shorts must be modest -- no shorter than mid-thigh. This is a revolutionary change for LU, just five years ago men were required to wear ties and dress shirts and women had to wear long skirts or dresses. Jerry Falwell is skating down a slippery slope, today it's mid-thigh shorts, tomorrow Daisy Dukes? One day the Christian young ladies at LU will be wearing neat jeans, the next day will they will be sporting tight cameltoe jeans? When the randy Christian guys at LU spy the young women in their ankle-revealing Capri pants, Satan will plant sexual thoughts, and the next thing you know these women will be wearing maternity dresses. Women can wear sweat shirts, does this mean that the angelic Christian young ladies of LU actually sweat? Good gracious, sweat brings to mind sex! What is the world coming to? Flip flops? This can only mean that there will soon be a "Jesus Foot Fetish Club" at Liberty University. LU will soon stand for Libertine University, not Liberty University. ------------ About the author: Robert Paul Reyes is a columnist for the Lynchburg Ledger and has written over 100 articles for Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: rreyes4966@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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