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Aug. 15, 2005 It seems hopeless to have no clues in this, Natalee Holloway case but yet we still pound away. Most murder cases usually have a few clues to go on but Natalee shows us nothing, ziltch, nada, zero and butkiss. I think, if our police want to see what really happened in Aruba then they have to think Arubian. They shouldn't show up in there usual attire, black or blue suit and no sense of humor. These men and woman of our finest should show up in Aruba dressed in a hula shirt and grass skirt with coconuts on there chests or something to that affect. Now that we have the attire down pat, they should toss back a few and think and act like a local. This is where they will find out the real story and maybe even meet up with our beloved Natalee. She will have died and cut her hair by now as well as slimmed down and tanned. She also would have changed her name to Margo Keewee Santiago, and is sipping a frozen Planters Punch. I made a prediction a while back but now I am afraid it is too late my friends. Our beloved Natelee is gone forever now and resting well. The remains will be found within a week and although I made a lil funny here this is a sad day in America. Come on officer, get a clue. Have a great day and remember, GET OSAMA. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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