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Aug. 13, 2005 Thanks for tuning in to FOX News, here we are in the 12th week of the disappearance of Natalee Holloway and we continue to keep you abreast with the latest developments. Greta Van Susteren is in Aruba where she will be interviewing the minister of a small Baptist church where the image of Natalee Holloway can be seen in a stained glass window. In the meantime, Beth Holloway Twitty, has generously released to the press video of Natalee Holloway practicing her cheerleader routines in her backyard. Here at FOX, we promise to replay this video thousands of times. We are still bargaining with Beth for the right to air the video of Natalee taking her first bath. Later tonight Sean Hannity has an exclusive interview with Natalee's stepfather, here is an excerpt of him scowling and berating the Arubans for not declaring a "Natalee Holloway Day." And don't forget that tomorrow night Geraldo Rivera is going to open, live on FOX News, an old barrel that may or may not contain the chopped-up remains of Natalee Holloway. Please stay tuned to FOX News, where it's always Natalee Holloway 24/7. ------------ About the author: Robert Paul Reyes is a columnist for the Lynchburg Ledger and has written over 100 articles for Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: rreyes4966@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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