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Aug. 2, 2005 Natalee Holloway has been missing in Aruba since May 30 of this year, but earth shattering developments in this case continue to dominate the media. Greta Van Susteren was at the scene in a beach in Aruba clutching a bone that had washed ashore. She was about to demand that it be sent to the FBI lab for DNA analysis, when a fat kid said, "Lady what are you doing with that bone I just threw away, if you're hungry I still have some Kentucky Fried Chicken left. Geraldo Rivera, the intrepid investigative reporter, in the meantime, was interviewing a local hooker for her perspective. "Geraldo honey, I just wish these American girls would go home, they dress so skanky that I have to be almost naked in order to attract any attention." Another FOX news personality was grasping a used condom that he discovered in a motel parking lot, he was about to send it to the police for analysis, when an upset Geraldo Rivera, exclaimed, "Hey you idiot, the fuzz don't need to examine my condom." I will continue to watch FOX News, I don't want to miss any of these breaking developments in the Natalee Holloway saga. Thank goodness for cable news outlets that bring us the important news of the day. ------------ About the author: Robert Paul Reyes is a columnist for the Lynchburg Ledger. Email: rreyes4966@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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