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Apr. 22, 2005 I have a sister in law that is stupid. I'm sorry for being so blunt but she is. She picked out a wedding proof but the dress was cut out of the picture. I told her that another was a better picture because it showed the whole wedding gown. Her reply to me was that the picture she had picked would show the cut off dress when it was blown to a bigger size. I also had a friend that once said "My sloopy disc needs to be floormatted", which now brings me to the subject at hand, Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson is so hot looking. She is the blonde bombshell that seems to be stupid. Don’t let her fool you. She is that hot and just that stupid. Jessie, It is not buffalos it is buffalo. Buffalo don’t have wings. I remember seeing her doing an interview. Nick what’s his name was there talking to the press. They asked Jessie why she wasn’t saying anything. Jessie just said she was keeping quiet because she didn’t want to say anything stupid. I am guessing anything coming out of her mouth would be stupid. Marilyn Monroe, Jean Harlow and Judy Holiday all were bombshells and all played the dumb blonde in the flicks they made. Jessica can’t you see what is going on here. They were playing a character, you are not. You are a moron but with the look that can kill. I guess you would be a great catch as long as your trap stays shut. You have an ok voice that one I will give you. I know you worked very hard to get where you are today. You deserve all that comes your way but read a book, watch the news, go finish the seventh grade. Better yourself and show us you too can be a smart person. Start off with something small like a first grade book then graduate to comic books. Soon you will be reading books without pictures in it. Look I’m not trying to be mean nor am I saying I am the smartest man in the world but Jessica, Forrest Gump seem like Einstein next to you. Don’t do interviews off the cuff. Plan out what you are going to say and do before you make us cringe again. Make your brain as beautiful as you are or maybe change your name to Jessica Simpleton. Jessie don’t be another trophy wife or girlfriend show them you are wise beyond your years. Well better yet just keep your mouth shut and no one will notice. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163908-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino http://bdcaterino.proboards36.com/index.cgi To visit my message boards. He hopes the death threats will stop. It is only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: bobdcaterino56@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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