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Apr. 19, 2005 Most of you will indeed get angry and start the death threats once again, but hey, I’m a goomba, I’m used to it so here I go again. The world as we know it is becoming a pain in the neck for me. People in there cars drive so slow. They must think they’ll tip there car over if they make a turn going more then three miles per hour. I am a patient man but come on, there is a limit, even for me which brings me to another point. Anyone over the age of seventy should be tested for their driving ability. I say if you no longer can see over the steering wheel, can’t see without those huge Ray Charles glasses or still drive a Hudson with ten thousand original miles then give it up, for all of our sakes. If you drive for important issues like going to the doctors to see just how much longer you have to live or med’s for Alzheimer’s then give it up, I’m begging you. Now for those of you that think you can have a few drinks in you and still can drive your just kidding yourselves. What we do not realize is this. If you ask a person that has had an obviously huge amount to drink if they are drunk they will say “No”, every time. There should be no tolerance for these drinkers. When they run over kids, or get into a total wreck they are sure top survive, unfortunately, the people in the other car most of the time do not. Do yourself a favor and give yourself a treat. Lock yourself in your rooms tonight and drink until your livers rupture. Now you can hurt no one but yourself. No wait. Now you will surely vomit all over the room and your better half will have to clean it up. To the people that think they are the only person that deserves everyone’s attention this is for you. I go shopping for food. I stand there saying “excuse me” but to no avail. It seems that the store is there just for them and anyone else is there for show. So you eat your free cookies taking up the whole isle and let your obnoxious kids run amuck. I really didn’t have no need to eat anyway. Now I want to address the homeless. There are the truly homeless and these are a proud people. These people will not accept help too easily and do everything that they can to survive. I feel for them. Now you have the homeless wanna be’s. These are the people holding up signs. These are the people begging on the street corners only to go home to their three hundred and fifty thousand dollar home at night. These people should be shot. When I am approached after I stop at a red light the first thing I look for is what shoes they are wearing. If they have on a pair of shoes or sneakers that cost more then mine, I hand them a penny and tell them not to spend it all in one place. For the indeed truly homeless I feel for them as I said before. I was on Comic Relief and give my share but not to con artists. These people think they are fooling us but we know better. Here is one last type of person that gets under my skin before I leave you. This is the person that feels the need to explain everything to you as if you were just born and need to learn more. You say what a sunny day it is. They feel the need to explain why the sun exists and why we need the sun. Next time just ignore them. Another example is this. A person was sitting at a table where I was eating my lunch. He was talking to another person telling them that the world can’t get any heavier then it is. The other person asked what if we made more bridges and such. The guy said it is still made from products we already have. I couldn’t take any more pompasicity, which is a word I just made up. I simply said “what if the trees kept burning down in out forests and homes kept burning and the earth got lighter, so light it floated away, then what would happen”? I then walked away. Cell phones are a common place now days. I know most people have a cell so you don’t have to yell to get our attention. Yes you are very cool you have a cell phone. Last but least you have me. I never go anywhere and always drive way too fast. I never use a cell phone and never drink and drive. I always move my shopping cart to the far side of the isle so others can pass with ease and I always help the elderly when I can. I’m just a goomba from the neighborhood. Hey how you doin? ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163908-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino http://bdcaterino.proboards36.com/index.cgi To visit my message boards. He hopes the death threats will stop. It is only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: bobdcaterino56@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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