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Apr. 13, 2005 This is not a real interview but I thought I would have a little fun with the Jackson songs. All his answers are titles of songs written by the king of pop. I have way too much time on my hands however, I do own two gloves. Remember this is all in fun and in no way reflects Michael Jackson as innocent or guilty - just weird. Mr. Jackson I just have a few questions for you if you will. I am a huge fan and I feel that you were falsely accused. Tell the world by letting me interview you sir, please? M. Jackson = Ok, Don't stop till you get enough. Bob D = Why invite kids to your ranch when you know it can only mean trouble for you sir? Mr. Jackson = The Lost Children are Just good friends. Bob D = Yes I understand that but why keep doing this, inviting them when you are under the gun? Just Good Friends, Human Nature, I can't Help it, Thriller. Bob D = If you can ask for one thing then whay will it be? Mr. Jackson = One More Chance. Bob D = How does all the bad publicity make you feel? Mr. Jackson = Keep the faith, It is Scary, Speechless,Threatend, Butterflies. Bob D = One last question and this is off the record. how do you get away with the crazy things that you do? Mr. Jackson = Money, Tabloid Junkie, I Can't Help It, Off the Wall, Its easy as ABC. Now beat it. Bob D = I guess this interview is over. Thanks Mr. Jackson for answering all of my questions. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: bobdcaterino56@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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