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Apr. 6, 2005 It amazes me how some people, usually celebrities, are the most ignorant people on the face of the planet. I am going to address the stupidity of the world. First things first, England can no longer claim that America is the most ignorant country anymore. Why? Because the American news media isn’t asking the late Bob Marley for an interview. The BBC wanted to do a documentary of Bob Marley, and when finally the BBC realized that Mr. Marley was deceased; they were embarrassed. They should be. After all, it’s only been 24 years since Bob Marley passed away. You had plenty of time to realize this, BBC. Of course the stupidity of the world couldn’t be complete without talking about the most ignorant person, at least in my opinion, in the world, Paris Hilton. If stealing your very own porno, having a book that is 90% pictures and 10% words, not knowing what Wal-Mart is, dropping out of high school, and hanging out with Nicole Richie didn’t make you stupid enough, then having a t-shirt with “That’s Hot” on the front and “Your not” on the back will. Paris Hilton is the spoiled double-digit twit that is the definition of glam in the 21st century. Blonde hair, tanned, so thin that if you turn her sideways she would disappear, carries a Chihuahua, seems to never go away as far as media and entertainment is concerned. She is the Farrah Fawcett of the 21st century. But just like Farrah Fawcett, Paris Hilton is a moron. I now know why they call her Paris, because she doesn’t know English. Ms. Hilton wore a t-shirt that read “That’s Hot” on the front and “Your not” on the back. Naturally, she is plugging her now trademark saying, “That’s Hot.” Yeah, she trademarked it. So now when we burn ourselves and try to express it, Ms. Hilton gets revenue from it. Ms. Hilton apparently doesn’t realize that the word “Your” is not the correct word to use. Yes, it is the same sound of the word, but the terminology is wrong. It just proves that Ms. Hilton may have her daddy’s money, but she obviously doesn’t have intelligence, and intelligence is the sexiest part to a woman. Not her tanned skin, not her double digit figure, not her blonde hair, not even the idea that she is easier than a second grade spelling test, it is intelligence. Therefore, Paris is very very ugly. Paris, next time you want to sell your “That’s hot” t-shirts, make sure you put, “You’re Not” as in You are. Because by saying “Your not” you are implying that someone owns a “not.” What about my “not?” See what I mean about stupidity? ------------ About the author Eric Schomburg: Useless-Knowledge Columnist of the year 2004. An Apocalyptic Dream is now out for purchase. Check out both books at http://www.geocities.com/schomburg2002. Email: schomburg2002@yahoo.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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