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Sept. 30, 2010 Jack, Wendy, Ronald, Popeye, The Burger King, the so-called Colonel, et al: You all should literally be taken out and shot. With the passing of the so-called “Cheeseburger Bill”, which gave you carte blanch to poison, pacify and “porken up” America with your unhealthy fare, you have taken full advantage of it. Glad to see that our overweight congressional representatives can agree on something. More telling, is the fact that in these dire economic times, you fellows and lady are making out like bandits. Thanks to you (and other food manufacturers, but in particular you jerks), children across our country are obese, puffy-faced, short-winded, and their thighs rub together with such force they could walk through dry grass and set a fire. Many have pot bellies before they reach junior high school. The other day I saw a boy in the fifth grade that had stretchmarks on his neck! This is getting ridiculous. Like cigarette manufacturers before you, the industry you work in has created a legion of zombie-like addicts who wolf down your toxic, chemical-laden crap as if they’re eating their last death row meal and its five-minutes to midnight. The stuff you peddle is so unhealthy flies won’t even land on it. Think about it: You serve up fare that the law allows you to label as chicken when it is mostly bone, gristle and the rooster’s comb! Your burgers are fried and have so much fat and chemicals in them, when your victims defecate their toilets look like the Gulf of Mexico after the BP deep rig explosion. Your salad’s stink, plus they are laden with bacon, “chicken” and God knows what else. Wouldn’t a bunch of meat in a salad defeat the purpose of making it? And Colonel Sanders would spin in his grave (assuming the fat from his chicken seeped from his corpse) if he knew that KFC offers a sandwich that uses two chicken breasts as a substitute for the bread! I mean, Americans are by far the fattest, greediest bastards on the planet, but now you’re just taking us for granted. You have tacos wrapped inside larger tacos with two types of meat, beans, cheese and lettuce so that the glutton sucking that crap down won’t feel too guilty/ You guys should form a giant conglomerate and change you name to Murder, Inc. You make the Gambino family look like the mouseketeers. You don’t care and neither does anyone else. You could announce that you’re adding strychnine to your meat and people would still eat it, maybe even super size it. You know when you order food and let it sit up for several weeks and it shows no signs of spoilage, the manufacturer’s have done something to retard nature. I’m sure there’s a special place in hell reserved just for you devious weasels, and if the punishment there is as severe as I suspect, your crappy products will be the only thing on the menu! ------------ About the author: Timothy N. Stelly is a poet, essayist, novelist and screenwriter from northern California. His novel, HUMAN TRIAL, is the first part of a sci-fi trilogy and is available from Amazon.com, allthingsthatmatterpress.com and in e-book format at mobipocket.com. HUMAN TRIAL II: ADAM'S WAR is now available. Stelly also has a short story included in the AIDS-themed anthology, THE SHATTERED GLASS EFFECT, due out in February 2010. His story, SNAKES IN THE GRASS, Is a tale of love, betrayal and its deadly consequences. Reviews of HUMAN TRIAL can be read at amazon.com Visit me at: http://www.myspace.com/pittwit website: http://www.stellyhumantrial.com Email: stellbread@yahoo.com 
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