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June 25, 2010 THE U.S CAPITOL WASHINGTON D.C AUGUST 21, 2010 Three black Ford Aerostar S.U.V.’s raced in the early morning hours towards the same destination. All three crossed the Potomac at different locations. One crossed at Theodore Roosevelt Bridge, another at Arlington Memorial Bridge, the third crossed at George Mason Memorial Bridge. Their speeds were synchronized and all would be driving well above D.C speed limits The first one roared onto 14th Street and sped down past the Bureau of Engraving and Paint, the Department of Agriculture complex and on past the Department of Commerce turning left at Pershing Square then sharply turning right onto 15th Street before finally screeching to a halt on the East side of the Department of Treasury Building. The sliding door rolled open and uniformed men lept out, their task was to take out security and await the remaining two vans, the second vehicle tore around the Lincoln Memorial and sped up the arterial connecting with Constitution Avenue. Almost on its tail was the third Ford Aerostar SUV which followed a less torturous route straight onto Constitution Avenue. The two vans arrived fifteen minutes after the first vehicle and the last three minutes after the second, again uniformed masked men in paramilitary gear lept out the East side of the Department of Treasury Building. The empty SUV’s turned right up Pennsylvania Avenue and raced away. Now as to why three similar vehicles could race that way through the nation’s capital, and disgorge ninja suited individuals by a government building early in the morning, and not raise any eyebrows would be anybody’s guess, but in the aftermath of September 2001 and related incidences since then- nowhere was sanctified, much the hypocritical streets of the Controversy Capital of the world.
THE WHITE HOUSE AUGUST 21, 2010 Jake Austin hated political imbroglios, but he resented the international ones most today was certainly no exception. “What in the world was that outrage on WWN? What in tarnation…?” The U.S President stormed into the Oval Office. Vice President Gideon Hampton II, Secretary of State Harold Buchanan and the National Security Adviser Lance Davis were all there. The Secretary of Defense, Retired Admiral Grant Purcell stood, General Sherman was absent. “Sir…” Harold Buchanan offered “….. The two missile attacks on the West African coast? We have a confirmation- was carried out by the U.S.S Jefferson…” “What the hell!? The rogue sub-Shiloh Jackson? Why wasn’t the CIA on it? Where is Mosley?” The President glowered. “There is a problem- that is the problem Mr. President” Lance Davis spoke. “We cannot seem to reach the DCIA.” “What about the DDCIA? Anyone…?” Jake Austin continued. “Er…the problem is a little but more complicated than just that. Mr. President”. Lance Davis puttered. “Then probably when everyone here realizes it’s the President of the United States here and not a damned soccer mom-maybe then someone will begin telling me something! Someone!” “Mr. President- I met with the FBI Chief a few minutes ago and together with him a - er discredited CIA field officer…who claims….” Lance Davis swallowed hard “…that there is a plot to militarily over throw the government of the United States of America!” The cliché about a room being so quiet one could hear a pin drop seemed grossly inadequate, if a bowl of roasted marsh mellows were tipped onto the Oval Office rug at that moment, it would have sounded like a rockslide down Mount Rushmore. “Bullsh…” Grant Purcell checked himself and lost control “Bullshit!” He roared. Vice President Gideon Hampton II remained frozen as if taken by a minus zero degree blast chill factor from the Artic. Harold Buchanan actually laughed. “Mr. Davis, do you realize in the right type of country I would have had you and your source taken out to a courtyard or better the Rose Garden…or South Lawn and shot?” “Sir- that’s not all. The DCIA is involved. I have Mason Williams and Lamar Quinlan, the rogue CIA man waiting in the Situation Room downstairs.” “Preposterous! Utterly preposterous…. bullsh!t!” Grant Purcell could not seem to stop himself. “A blinking coup’ in the United States….. of America in the USA? By which arm of the Armed Forces?” “Mr. Davis-surely you would understand the gravity of such an assertion-so much that even if wind of this gets out to the public….” The Vice President said. “Mr. President Sir-I have the two men waiting but I would like to suggest you take them with you and consider moving to Maryland…pending….” “You...” The Vice President cut in “…..young man are going up way above your head.” “Have the two men came up here…” Jake Austin ordered. “Mr. President….” the National Security Adviser began. “Mr. Davis! The Secretary of Defense snapped. Orders were relayed to Secret Service bring the two men up...."
And so is this how the first military takeover of democracy in America take place?
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