This is actually fun to watch here.

The controlling sociopath who loved to control and savagely beat innocent girls is now pleading Peruvian law enforcement officials for mercy. He doesn't want to spend his time in the most infamous prison in the world. Lima's chamber of horrors, Penal de Lurigancho. It makes Alcatraz look like Playland at the Beach. One week in Lurigancho and you wish you were already dead.

Joran wants his native Aruba so he can schmooze them for a nicer accomodation. Maybe a poker room, wet bar, pictures of babes on the walls, daily field trips to the beach or casino and some snorkeling off the coast...

Ain't gonna happen, Dutchie.

You did the crimes, you will do the time. Peru's way. Not yours. Your little island country cannot help you now. You made the mistake of going wacko away from there which proves your mental sickness is more powerful than your intelligence. Too late to bargain now.

Oh yes, the bargain. Here is Joran's promise, "If you return me to Aruba to serve time there, I will reveal the whereabouts of Natalee Holloway's remains. Okay?"

Not okay.

As much as I pray for her parents and family, (every week for five years) I don't trust Aruba with anything remotely resembling justice. Especially, if it involves someone named van der Sloot. For five years, this sham of a justice system has refused to look at the facts of the case and convict the three boys the night Natalee went missing for fear it would hurt their precious tourist industry. If you want to feel safe in a country, Aruba should be the last one on your travel list. Your loved one dies there, you MIGHT get a coupon for a pina colada at one of their resorts. Maybe. Just sip and shut up. They don't want any negative publicity.

Fortunately, there are no extradition agreements between Aruba and Peru. So, van der Slayer will have to look forward to his new friends at a real prison. It should be a life changer for him. For once, he will know the real meaning of fear.

Maybe someday a convict there will be trying to plea bargain a deal to reveal the whereabouts of Joran's remains...

As if we cared.

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About the author: Patrick Hurley has won three Emmy awards for writing, hosting and producing television shows. He resides in Southern California.

Email: coolhumor@sbcglobal.net

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