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June 3, 2010 Five years to the day that Natalee Holloway disappeared on her senior trip in Aruba, her escort that night has celebrated with his lust for evil. Another innocent young lady who trusted Joran van der Sloot has died. Abrasions on her face. Wounds that indicated a physical struggle with her attacker. Her blood everywhere in van der Sloot's hotel room and the little punk who beat the rap in his native Aruba is on the lam somewhere in South America trying to escape again. This time, he won't be so lucky. Granted, anyone who has not been convicted of murder does not deserve to be indicted here but come on! If you go to sleep and there is no snow on the ground and you wake up and there IS snow on the ground you can assume it snowed overnight. Death replaces snow here. Wherever Joran goes, death follows him. Just like the young girls who trust him. I guess Ted Bundy wasn't available. This slimy pathological liar will do his best to explain away his latest escapade by scheduling a series of interviews with the sensational whoring machine of Fox News, Greta van Sustern. She will be orgasmic in her attempts to land yet ANOTHER interview with this psychopathic feces who truly believes girls are stupid and deserve to die once they sit next to him at a poker table. Only this time, Greta will be slobbering all over him in a Peruvian prison. Ah, the Peruvian prison. I cannot think of a better place for Joran to enjoy the last months of his life. I say months purposefully. The father of the girl he ALLEGEDLY murdered is a big deal in Peru. Joran did not pick on a genteel and classy set of parents in remote Alabama or Mississippi, he royally screwed up this time. He took down the daughter of one of Peru's most beloved citizens. This means that pimp boy will not have to wait for his death penalty or life in prison. The bet is that he will be taken out sooner than later. Welcome to Lima, Dutchie. Your worst nightmare is about to be realized once Interpol does its job and hustles your slimy butt back to a captivity reserved for dogs and pond scum. You will love their showers. Yes sir. Maybe you can teach those Peruvian boys how to play poker and they can teach you what being murdered feels like... Of course, Joran has one other option. He could kill himself and spare all the pain waiting for him. Any psychologist would find it plausible that Joran killed a girl on the five year anniversary of Natalee's death out of guilt. Was this self-imposed punishment knowing he will be caught this time because he realized he got away with it last time? Perhaps. It is not normally Joran's style to murder so obviously and leave a body with evidence everywhere. Maybe this is his way of telling all of us he deserves to pay for both slayings. Yes, I almost believe that. But, here is a better way of explaining it... Joran is evil. Period. And all his new friends in the Peruvian prison cannot wait to greet him for what he has done to the daughter of one of the most recognized men in their homeland. There is no daddy van der Sloot or corrupt Aruban authorities to protect him anymore. It is Joran and some really ticked off inmates licking their lips to make themselves famous in Peruvian lore.
Let the celebration begin.
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