HOME | FUNNY ARTICLES | TOP NEWS REPORTS | SUBMIT
|
Feb. 7, 2010 Lady - Doctor, Problem with my husband is that, he thinks himself a frog. Psychiatrist - Why don't you come with your husband ? Bring him. Next day the lady came with a frog in hand. ** ** ** ** Local person- Are you a new comer in this place? Tourist- Yes, I have come here to enjoy sunrise. Local person - What a surprise ! Does not the sun rise in your place? ** ** ** ** Drunk No.1 - See, the sun is going down. Drunk No.II - No, the moon is rising up. No. I - NO, Sun is going down.. No. II.- No, Moon is rising up. Drunk No. III. enters No. I. -Please tell us , am I true? Sun is going down. No. II- What do you think ? Moon is rising up. No.III.- Iam a new comer in this locality. I Know neither Sun nor Moon ** ** ** ** ** ** A male snake is going straightways instead of following spiral path. A female snake was overwhelmed and married him. But from the next day the male snake follows usual spiral path. Seeing this ,the female snake gets annoyed. She charged of his behavior. The male snake confessed that he is unable to drink alot to follow a straight path. ** ** ** ** ** Mom - My child, why have you written on the wall, in spite of my warning? Child - I obeyed you, Mom,. I have written on the wall " Mom has told not to write on the wall " ** ** ** ** A speedy jeep is taking several turns in a hilly road. Passenger - I am so scared, my eyes are automatically closing at each turn. Driver - Mine also. ** ** ** ** Boy - Mom , Meet your daughter-in-law. Mom - What ! Has she fled from her house? Boy - No Mom, She is a nice girl. How can she do that ? I have eloped her. ** ** ** ** Friend - Are you returning from the match? Player - Yes. What a splendid shield, I can hardly explain. Friend - So, at last you won. Player - No, Iam defeated. Friend - Then the shield? Player - The opponent party got it. ------------ Email Anisha Dutta: anishadutta44@yahoo.com Comment on this article here! 
------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
||||||
|
|
|||||||
|
