They want to do the brother.

1. He is black- Now why couldn’t he have been Nigerian? They got dirt on even themselves…or Ethiopian, or Ugandan – they get despotic. Oh no he had to be tall and squeaky clean aaand from Kenya –they are so cute and adorable aaand they got safari, Safari!

Plus: He got enjoy all the hula aaand the coconut juice ( twice).

2. He is educated – he has Harvard written all him and he can talk.

3. He wants to be President – He already IS president!

4. The Health Care Bill- Lets try shooting that down – but look he’s got even got that other Clinton, the smart one( …heck both are smart) and the smart one working for him.

5. Facebook- Do the eeenie meenie minee mo on a major kick ass forum to ‘do it or not to do it’ and see how that plays out.

6. Nobel Prize- Gaaadzooks! How good could it get? Now all that needs to happen is invite the hombre to Tennessee to do a live stage performance with the Dixie Chicks and then do the bushwhacking!

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