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Nov. 23, 2009 EVIL GUY: “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We’ve done it Head! We’ve done it!” HEAD DEMON: “Yeah Boss. We sure got that America place looking like all them communistic countries now! I thought we’d never get those Christian goodie-goodies off our backs: them praying all the time for “You know who” to protect that country from falling into the hands of our demon buddies!” EVIL GUY: “Now that we finally possessed a majority of them goody-goody congress-types, we got them voting all kinds of economic destruction. That place will never recover. Now our communist Chinese guys will have a shot at taking over the whole world. How’s that one world currency push coming Head?” HEAD DEMON: “Well we got the Indians, Chinese and Russians pushing real hard there boss. If we can completely destroy that dollar, every country will have to accept the Mark of your Beast to get anywhere!” EVIL GUY: “AH! I love it when a plan comes together!” HEAD DEMON: “Well boss, we keep pushing that North Korea place and that Iran place too. They are not going to give up on those nuclear bomb things. They really, really want to destroy the whole world. The demon buddies got them so fooled thinking they are really tough. As long as demon buddy five stays possessing that Obama Guy; who keeps playing golf and basketball, instead of getting tough with those countries, I don’t see nothing stopping us from setting up your one world government. Fact is, that Obama Guy thinks it’s his idea to bring the whole world together in a big group hug!” EVIL GUY: “Yeah and I want him to keep thinking that too. I am so glad for the naiveté of those liberal that voted that do nothing into office. I was so delighted that the first order was to kill more babies with his abortion orders. That was even before demon buddy five went in! He’s just an evil person. He’s my kind of murderer. He kills innocents and lets the lawbreakers skate. I could almost love him like a son!” HEAD DEMON: “But Boss, you don’t love nobody!” EVIL GUY: “Yeah, you got me there Head!” HEAD DEMON: “Well Boss, it’s only a matter of time now. We had a lot of success with that Jimmy Carter guy. We got a lot of people losing jobs. We got them OPEC guys raising prices for gasoline. We’re getting a lot of folks kicked out of their houses and we’re getting all those Congress guys extra bucks for programs that will only cause more death and anguish. It’s great!” EVIL GUY: “Yeah Head, but we still got those conservatives and those Christians having those TEA Parties. Our Demon Buddies haven’t been able to dent those things much. Truth is a tough thing to crack. I know I’m the “Father of Lies” and all that, but I haven’t been able to burn up the truth that “You know who” keeps putting in the minds of those bible thumpers and talk show hosts.” HEAD DEMON: “Yeah Boss, that Limbaugh guy is tough alright and that Glen Beck guy has too much common sense for his own good. But we’re working on that Harry Reid guy and that Nancy Pelosi gal to get them guys shut up for good!” EVIL GUY: “Well I got to hand it to you Head. Getting that Holder guy to move our Taliban killers to that New York City place was pure, evil genius! Imagine! That pack of murdering scum now will get all the protections of that cursed American Constitution paper. That’s really going to screw with the minds and hearts of those goody-goody Americans. We’re finally going to put a hell of a dent in that Bush guy’s legacy. That’s almost as good as getting that immigration fence stopped in its tracks so more of our possessed minions can infiltrate that goody-goody America place!” HEAD DEMON: “Well Boss, if we can get that “Cap and Tax” thingy and that “Universal Health Care” thingy we might even see two million abortions a year. Fact is, we’re setting up another corner of hell just for all those killers. Teddy Kennedy told me just the other day that he can’t wait to see his name on the bill that’s going to let all those old folks die, so them young folks can keep on sinning.!” EVIL GUY: “OOH! I got goose bumps!” HEAD DEMON: “Well Boss, I got to get back to work. After bribing those Landrieu and Lincoln gals into voting for a debate, we got to get to possessing all the rest of those silly liberals so they will vote for that health bill that will destroy that U.S. economy. We still have innocents to kill in Darfur and that Congo place and if we don’t keep our attention on that Amadinejad guy, that Chavez guy, that Putin guy and all them other dictator types “you know who” might step in and ruin everything!” EVIL GUY: “Don’t let that happen Head!” HEAD DEMON: “Don’t worry Boss. I got you covered!” ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae has contributed over 700 articles to Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Comment on this article here! 
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