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 By Bonijean Isaacs May 12, 2009 The Libra is cosmically designed for partnership. They are NOT good at doing relationship break-ups with any degree of grace and dignity. The other woman is Alcoholic, Blonde with a size 14 azzzzzzzzz.. My question is which one is going to give the other Swine Flu? Maybe they already have it. He is round like Porky and she is pink like Ms. Piggy. Put snouts on their faces and they make a perfect couple. Many of the physical symptoms of love resemble the flu. Oink Oink or is it Meow Meow???? What's a heartbroken Astrologer to do? Thank the Ms. Piggy for the lucky escape from untrue love. Her former boyfriend can thank Mr. Porky for taking Ms. Piggy away. He no longer has to walk through Hades trying to monitor her alcoholism. Life goes on. Folks tell me, Oh Star - You need to spend time alone and learn to love yourself. I love myself just fine. Just because he doesn't deem me worthy of love, that doesn't make it so. You need to find get back to who you were before he broke your heart. I didn't lose me, he just didn't recognize my value. Gee, Star - You need professional help. You are not reacting well to this. How am I suppose to react when the man I loved flaunted another woman in my face. I go to work and ring up a 16.000 cash register with no error so I can't too bad a shape mentally. So I've utilized the WallyWorld Resource for Living, made numerous calls to my 12 Step Spiritual Adviser, and even a few calls to suicide hot line. I am told that I need to forgive them but right now all I can do is pray for them. "Grandfather Creator, Mother Gaea - Don't let that Swine Flu get them TOO badly and may they have everything they want and desire. As It is willed So Mote it Be" When he brought Ms. Piggy into the house and introduced her as my replacement, before leaving I planted sunflower seeds all over his yard. By Summer Solstice, there will be hundreds of Big Giant mammoth Sunflowers growing in his yard. I'll send him a post card from Monticello.
WHEN LOVE TURNS INTO EL TORO DOO DOO, USE IT AS FERTILIZER TO GROW SUNFLOWERS, LOVE WILL BLOOM AGAIN!!!!
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