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Mar. 6, 2009 EVIL GUY: “Head! Hey Head! Get over here!” HEAD DEMON: “Right away Boss!” EVIL GUY: “Head, I gotta tell you that I am impressed with everything you’ve done for me over the past several months! You destroyed that America place and the reputation of that goody-goody Bush guy! You wrecked that “Constitution” thing by getting a foreigner elected to that Oval Office place and I was able to fully concentrate my evil on that Jeremiah Wright dude, that Michael Pfleger crackpot and my old buddy Luis Farrakhan. I can’t believe my great fortune! I am so glad I picked you to be my second in command!” HEAD DEMON: “Awww geeeze Boss! You’re making me blush purple! I only did what any self respecting demon would do. I got that Hillary babe out of the way to get us a real unnatural born American dude (who is really cool, too) running the whole shebang! It won’t be long till we have us a new dictator on the block making up rules that’ll get a whole bunch of innocent people killed! We’re looking at a whole lot of new souls down here Boss!” EVIL GUY: “You’ve done great Head! I really thought we were gonna succeed with that John Kerry guy or that Al Gore fella. I can’t believe we took the prize with some unknown joker named Hussein! After what happened to our other Hussein after he killed 400,000 Iraqis for us I wasn’t holding my breath we’d have another Hussein any time soon!” HEAD DEMON: “But I had the Demon Buddies working hard on in that America place Boss! We had so many possessed ACORN sycophants sighing up the dead, Mickey Mouse and the Green Bay Packers we were able to overcome that scary bump in the polls caused by that goody-goody Sarah Palin person!” EVIL GUY: “Yeah Head, I know what you are saying. That was scary! I thought that those conservative types who pray to God all the time would come out and destroy our campaign of lies and deceit. But that Obama guy is a smooth talker when he’s using our Teleprompters. TAX CUTS?!! I don’t see any snowballs around here!” HEAD DEMON: “Well Boss; now that that Obama guy is all sworn in and turning that America place into a socialist haven, I think it’s time to get the Demon Buddies busy possessing that batch of Cabinet dudes. A couple of the Buddies jumped the gun on me so that Tom Daschle dude and that Bill Richardson guy didn’t get in. But I got the rest holding back until they’re all sworn into their offices. Then we’ll get them possessed enough to start making policies that will wreck the whole planet!” EVIL GUY: “OOH! I can’t wait! I have waited eight long years hoping Osama bin Laden would get off his dead Islamic butt and destroy that goody-goody America place! But now we have everything in place to destroy that country from within. After we completely make America irrelevant we’ll be able to attack and destroy God’s favorite Israel ! There won’t be anything to stop us!” HEAD DEMON: “Oh Boss…I wouldn’t be saying that too loud.” EVIL GUY: “Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting! Darn it! But I don’t care! I’m winning! Just like that Obama dude said…”I WON!” HEAD DEMON: “We’ll keep up the pressure Boss! Right now we’re still working on completely destroying that American economy thing. Our good friend Barney Frank is working that. We got a bunch of tax cheats working in the high levels now and pretty soon all those folks not paying taxes will crush the morale of the population. We got Obama signing orders for increased abortions and the release of our possessed in that Cuba place. Man! Once he lets those murderers out we’ll score really big!” And the best score was our babe Hillary getting that Department of State position! Now we’ll be able to send our possessed diplomats to America and that inexperienced Obama dude will believe everything the Demon Buddies make up!” EVIL GUY: “Aw Head! You make me want to cry tears of joy.” HEAD DEMON: “Gee, thanks Boss!” ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae has contributed over 700 articles to Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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