Judy: I’m so excited. This is my first time in the U.S. Camp Na-Jee-Wa here we come!

Charlie: This is my first time on a plane. Let me see…do we have everything…passports, visas…I’ve very nervous!

Ginger: Don’t be nervous. We’re all going to be together at camp. We’re going to be great campers!

Jessie: The activities at this camp are really great. I’m really looking forward to the water sports. I’ve never gone scuba diving or jet skiing.

Ginger: You must be a good swimmer. I like boats, Canoeing and kayaking. You can relax and paddle your boat for hours. Can you windsurf?

Jessie: A little bit. You have to practice a lot before you get good.

Charlie: I’m really looking forward to “tubing” on the Delaware River. You spend hours sitting in a tire floating down the river. You can go for ten miles or more! I brought my own tube! Look!

Jessie: What’s that?

Charlie: A sandwich. Mother made it in case I get hungry.

Jessie: I thought I smelt something…I already ate, but I got a box of chocolate before I left home.

Ginger: Look! It’s “check-in” time. Let’s check our baggage and get our boarding passes…

Charlie: Oh, my goodness!! Look! That big, fat boy is getting our plane! How can the plane fly with such a fat person? I’m going to tell him to get off the plane!

Judy: Don’t Charlie! You know one day you’re going to pay for being mean to people, especially fat people.

Charlie: O.K. O.K. I hope I don’t have to sit next to him. He’ll crush me! I think he needs two seats! And he’s disgusting… He has gum in his hair.

Jessie: Judy’s right. Don’t be cruel to people with issues or it will come back to haunt you! Ginger…you too!

Charlie: Ahhhhhh! Ahhhh! I can’t believe it! I have to sit next to the fat boy. I have to sit next to a hippo.

Ginger: Be quiet of the fat boy will hear you. Buckle your seat belt. We’re getting ready to take off.

Charlie: Ahhhhhh! I knew it. I have to use the bathroom and I can’t get passed the fat boy. Now I’m sorry I drank that big coke. I think he’s sleeping already! I feel like a prisoner! This is an emergency! Excuse me… Excuse me… Hey!!! EXCUSE ME !!!

Fat Boy: Huh?… what??? What’s the matter?

Charlie: Could you let me pass, please?

Fat Boy: What?

Charlie: The bathroom!! The bathroom!!

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