1. -  Teddy Kennedy.  If his name had been Teddy Smith, he'd never have been elected dog catcher, let alone to the U.S. Senate, and would probably be in prison somewhere making gravel out of big rocks.  It's hard to imagine a more morally degenerate, stupid person donning the mantle of "United States Senator."  How he keeps getting elected is anyone's guess--except to say his constituents in Taxachusetts may be the most moronic bunch on the planet...despite the presence of Harvard and MIT within its borders.  It just goes to show that a Harvard degree doesn't guarantee intelligence any longer--and hasn't for some years.  Instead, he might get a job as lifeguard on the beaches of Martha's Vineyard since he's proven he's an accomplished swimmer.

 

2 --  Robert Byrd.  This former KKK Grand Lizard shouldn't be allowed within viewing distance of the U. S. Capitol building--let alone be considered an "elder statesman" within its walls.  When he first droned on and on ceaselessly on the floor of the Senate about "My Dog Billy," he should have been sent packing to have someone drive him around West Virginia so he could admire "The Robert Byrd Bridge," "The Robert Byrd Highway," "Robert Byrd Elementary School," "Robert Byrd Post Offices," and "The Robert Byrd Port-a-Potties" at the UWV football stadium.  The man has his name on more expensive pieces of infrastructure than the WPA did in the '30's.  All at OUR expense.

 

3 --  Harry Reid.  This arrogant moron probably has never even READ the U.S. Constitution--let alone understands the role of the Senate in our tripartite form of government.  He's continually sticking his nose where it has no business being--apparently believing that his position as Senate "Leader" makes him as infallible as the Pope.  No other Senate Leader has made more idiotic decisions than this guy--most recently his assertion that only HE (and his fellow Senators) had the authority to decide who'd sit in their august presence.  Certainly not the actual voters.  If the people of Nevada would get their collective heads out of the "something-for-nothing" mindset of nickel slots, and started thinking about what this goon proposes for America, maybe he'd be able to take that long-deserved, permanent vacation.

 

4 --  Barbara Boxer.  Normally, I have no problem with women serving in the Senate, but THIS woman needs to retire as soon as possible.  This anti-gun fool, who thinks it should be illegal for people to defend themselves from predators with firearms actually carries a pistol in her own purse!    Presumably, she thinks that self-defense is only proper for "important" people like her and never for the common people who should ask muggers to hold on while they blow a whistle for the police.

 

4 --  Most Republican Senators (with notable exceptions such as the two Senators from Oklahoma).  These gutless wonders have stood by while Harry Reid and his cohorts have picked their pockets time after time--even when the GOP had a clear majority.  They may be in the minority now, but no one has cut their vocal chords nor tied a gag around their mouths.  For the last two years of Democrat majorities, Senate Republicans have been remarkably silent while the Senate Democrats have, once again, picked us clean.  Part of that may be blamed on the obvious and pervasive bias of the national news media, but much of it is their own faults for insisting on "comity" instead of standing up for right against obvious wrongs.  They've earnestly deserved what's happened to them in the last two elections.  It would be of enormous help to the country if most of 'em just left office and allowed REAL conservatives to take their seats

 

5 --  John McCain.  I have no doubt that what he endured in the late 60's and early 70's at the hands of the North Vietnamese was harrowing, but his "performances" as a Senator and as a Presidential candidate have been abysmal.  He's been more interested in ingratiating himself with the press than in doing what's right for the country.  Obviously his ambition overcame his common sense...if he ever HAD any.  He apparently doesn't believe in the 1st Amendment or in securing our borders against the invasion from the south and he actually believes that Teddy Kennedy and other Senate Democrats are his friends...even when they're doing everything in their power to thwart his ambitions and stab him in the back.  To me, that's a sign of someone who really doesn't have a clue.  Maybe he's suffering from delayed PTSD or Stockholm Syndrome where he thinks his enemies are right and everything he's believed all his life is wrong.  He should retire to Arizona and lie around on the porch of his ranch and drink his wife's beer.  To quote Bluto, "It don't cost nuthin'."

 

6 --  Christopher Dodd.  Why those in Connecticut keep electing this amoral, elitist numbskull will remain a mystery.  He gets a sweetheart deal on his mortgage and then fakes innocence when it's discovered that he used his Senate seat to help out the company that GAVE him the sweetheart deal with OUR tax dollars.   Amazing!  After receiving tens of thousands of dollars in campaign "donations" from Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, he spoke on the Senate floor about how well-run these two extra-governmental organizations are and then we find out that they're both as crooked as a dog's hind leg--which he SHOULD have known, first as ranking member and then chair of the Senate Banking Committee. 

 

So much for the Senate.  Later on, I intend to address the House's plethora of morons, too, though there may not be enough space on the internet to tell you what I think of THESE bug-wits.