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Dec. 16, 2009 In the beginning, there was creation, and everything after that, revelation. In the midst of it all, elation, confrontation, diversion, imagination, desperation, separation, constipation, evaluation, hopefully evolution and plenty of communication. In my inception was a foundation, a lack of explanation, education with too much recreation, some addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, so please pass the lotion. In my Americanization, there was a revolution, a declaration, constitution, a plantation, an emancipation proclamation, prohibition, the emersion of reservation, capitalization, industrialization, and of course, Playstation. In television, I found action, transmission, emotion, information, promotion, diversion, a magic potion, instant gratification, hidden falsification and endless commercialization. In religion, there was reflection, dominion, devotion, reconciliation, but eventually suspicion, an indication of one on a mission, his transgression and ejaculation. What deception. Lead him not into temptation, and please pass him a bottle of lotion. In my past profession, there was ambition, determination, vocation, a lack of documentation, production, dedication, transaction, inspection, an invitation to a mansion, bureaucratic caution, promotion, auction, and of course, location, location, location. With my children, I discovered their fascination, affection, incorruption, a sense of celebration, cultivation, confusion, attempted supervision and I hope answered their question. They, too, needed plenty of lotion. I second that motion. In my publication, a dictation of my expression, a mastering of conversation, articulation, elaboration, dissemination, and a vision of signing at an exhibition, once I reached my aspiration. On vacation, I made a reservation, encountered aggravation, felt the commotion, hallucination, sensation, and yes, relaxation. Please pass the lotion. In addition, there was a perception of limitation, a lack of moderation, a distraction, and in all honesty, I think this is all just an illusion. In conclusion, I only hoped for satisfaction, a realization, self-actualization, a culmination of all my perfection and imperfection, a resolution in my termination, and if I was an Egyptian, mummification! I just hope they used lotion. Robert L. Calixto December 12, 2009 George Carlin was a writer, comedian, an English language acrobat, a "cunning linguist", an American original. He passed away June, 2008. He was one of my all time favorites. This is my homage to the great man. ------------ About the author Robert Calixto: Author of "The Cloud Seekers" ~ A Children's Picture Book Series: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=169394737481&ref=mf Published by Halo Publishing International: http://www.halopublishing.com/authorarticles.html Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/rlcalixto Email: calixtorobert@yahoo.com Comment on this article here! 
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