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Republicans Are A Disgrace To America

By Randall Roberson
September 4, 2008

Mr. Republican, you are a disgrace.

How many Iraqi civilians have been killed, Mr. Republican?  You have no idea, because you are a disgrace.

How many Afghani civilians have been killed, Mr. Republican?  You have no clue, because you are a disgrace.

Why weren’t any WMD’s found, Mr. Republican?  You don’t know, because you are a disgrace.

Why did you detonate the Twin Towers with people still alive in them, Mr. Republican?  You are hiding the truth, because you are a disgrace.

What evidence do you have for your Christian beliefs, Mr. Republican?  You have zero evidence, because you are a disgrace.

How can you believe in biblical fairy tales, Mr. Republican, and then condemn other, equally ridiculous religions?  Because you are a disgrace.

Why do you believe in The Rapture, Mr. Republican?  Because you are a foolish disgrace.

How can you home-school your children, Mr. Republican, and fill their heads with religious twaddle?  Because you are a disgrace.

How can you be pro-life, Mr. Republican, yet wantonly slaughter thousands of innocent women and children, and advocate the death penalty?  You are a disgrace!

How can you claim to have family values, Mr. Republican, when you have shattered a million families with your war?  Because you are a disgrace.

How can you be opposed to unions, when your faith-based groups are the biggest unions in the world?  Because you are a disgrace.

How can you be against welfare, Mr. Republican, when your banks and corporations survive on welfare?  Because you are a disgrace.

Why are you ignorant about evolution, Mr. Republican?  Because you are lazy and disgraceful.

How can you advocate small government, Mr. Republican, when 10 Billion of your government dollars are being spent every month in Iraq?  Because you are a disgrace.

Why do you insist on narrowly defining what an “American” is, Mr. Republican?  Because you are a disgrace.

Why do you meddle in other peoples lives and families, Mr. Republican?  Because you are a disgrace.

Why do you buy Hummers, trucks, and gas-guzzling SUV’s, Mr. Republican, and then complain about gas prices?  Because you are a disgrace.

Why do you always blame the media for your countless mistakes, Mr. Republican?  Because you are a disgrace.

Why do you believe religion is compatible with science, Mr. Republican?  Because you are an ignorant disgrace.

Why are you suppressing stem-cell research, Mr. Republican?  Because you are a disgrace.

Why do you believe that giving more money to the wealthy will benefit the poor, Mr. Republican?  Because you are a disgrace.

You have disgraced our great country, Mr. Republican, and don’t let the White House door hit you on your way out.


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About the author:  Randall Roberson is a new contributor of Useless-Knowledge.

Email: randrober@pacbell.net


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