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Things To Expect From The Obama Administration

By Mike Haran
Oct. 28, 2008

  1. Racist code words
  2. Rush Limbaugh becoming a martyr anchored outside the three mile limit
  3. Hidden sneers as he reviews the troops
  4. The anger of voters who are still subject to the financial meltdown
  5. Sneers from Gordon Brown as the silly socialist from America makes a hash of things
  6. Saturday Night Live skits featuring a look alike dressed as a black minstrel
  7. Demands for the arrest of Joe the plumber
  8. More Saturday night Live skits featuring him dressed as a black minstrel

As the poor sap south of the border assumes the presidency this Canadian living in a country in line with the rest of the world contemplates the fun to come.

Racist code words

The dear old media never being ones to miss out on weirdness have now kicked off their latest effort. Already we are hearing the US broadcasters talk of racist code words. Socialist and public housing denizens are now officially (or as near as dammit )soon to be banned words, on a par with that most terrible of swear words which can not even be alluded to for fear of a knock at door by the hate police. Yes we in Canada too have the loony left but as we have a conservative Federal party , are not yet too much of a threat .

Rush Limbaugh becoming a martyr anchored outside the three mile limit

Well its almost a sure thing that the fairness doctrine will soon be enacted and of course will shut down talk radio .Limbaugh seems to be relishing the thought as he will be transported to the time of his youth where the liberals ruled absolutely and utterly. He will now be surrounded by targets and as he will be outside the three mile limit the liberals can make all the accusations of racism they please; he will be safe so long as he stays out of the US I guess. He could even apply for refugee status here in Canada when he wants to stretch his legs.

The anger of voters who are still subject to the financial meltdown

Poor old Obama, can't he see that he is the fall guy. The Republicans know full well that no one can fix the world financial crisis in a hurry and the guy at the wheel will take full credit for the stuff that is yet to hit the fan.

Hidden sneers as he reviews the troops

Heard something in one of his speeches where he told the assembled military that when he is elected they won't be bombing villages and killing civilians. With remarks like that his reputation with them is at zero .

Sneers from Gordon Brown as the silly socialist from America makes a hash of things

Gordon was Tony's finance minister and I am sure he must be sniggering at the thought of an Obama presidency where the guy has done nothing all of his life besides organizing some campaign or other.In Canada we have Jim Flaherty as Spephen Harpers finance minister and so we are OK.

As I am kind of rushed I'll let the reader fill in the blanks.

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About the author: Read Mike Haran's essays on history at http://www.geocities.com/manzikertca/

Email: manzikertca@yahoo.com


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