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Postcard From Pineapple City

By Brian Michael Barbeito
Oct. 20, 2008

Dear Miss Milk Shake,

I just explored the bottom of Palm Tree Ocean. There were millions of pink palm trees with yellow hotdogs growing on them. There was a green octopus with orange polka dots that owned a banana store. The water was green with shorts all over the place. When I was on my way home a rainbow monster chased me into a dark cave. I went away. So I finally went home to Pineapple City. - Brandon

Addressed to:

Miss Milkshake
165 Hillbilly Hill.
Turkey, Pencil Case
ABC 2E8
Bug Land


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