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Barakistan

By Michael F Russell
Oct. 6, 2008

Welcome to Barakistan. Oops, I’m sorry, is it still called The United States? Maybe I’m just getting ahead of myself. Let me start again. Welcome to the country where the press and the pundits have already decided who they want to be their new beloved leader. Forget elections, to hell with debates, lets just get this thing over with and pull George Bush out of the White House and plant our new supreme leader.

The Bill of Rights?

Get rid of it!

The Constitution of The United States?

Toss it out with yesterdays trash.

Personal freedoms? The right to free speech? Burn those who dare speak out against our new emperor!!Why do people even pretend anymore about having an election process? We have journalists who are asking for riots (RIOTS!!) If Obama loses. We have Hollywood leftists threatening gang rape of Palin just because she is a republican.

On the other side we have a VP candidate who couldn’t pass a junior high history quiz, and a presidential candidate who’s mentors include bigots, crooks, and terrorists. In Missouri there is a group out there enacting lawsuits if ANYTHING is said (or written) that is negative towards his holiness. By the way, can anyone get me the name of a good lawyer?

The pollsters are even on it by polling, say eight liberals, two republicans then stating that 80 percent of the country is for Obama.

This November I am going to vote. It’ll probably be the last time any of us get to do something like that, until Obama gets Venezuela’s Chavez to sponsor the next ‘elections’. I am going to vote (only once, mind you) just so that those on the left can listen, whether they acknowledge or not, that everyone has a say in who gets to be elected president. My vote will be a powerful vote. It will not be just a vote to aid in determining who gets to become president but it will also be a vote against all of the political pundits, tv anchors, celebrities, and talking heads who have stated over and over again who I should be voting for and what would happen IF I chose not to vote for their candidate.

I just taught my 5 year old the pledge of allegiance this year. It was a proud moment in our simple lives but non the less meant a lot for those of us that still believe in our country, I guess I am one of the last of a dying breed. I still believe in personal freedom, the rights to free speech, the belief that regardless who you are or where you came from, you can be successful for yourself and your family all without the help of the government. And I mean all of government. Not just the democrats, but the republicans as well.

That being said, I’d like this to be my eulogy for the demise of the United States if Obama gets elected. And if anyone starts on race or color, or any of that trash, then stop reading now you morons. I’m talking strictly about personal and political beliefs. His, Obamas’, are against just about everything that our founding fathers stood for. Nothing else. He espouses socialism, Marxism, Nationalism, and just about every other "ism" you can come up with. If this is what the majority of Americans want, well then we will get what we bloody well deserve.

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About the author: Mike Russell is a Ninja/fighter pilot/ astronaut with x-ray vision who likes to make up stuff about the author when his wife isn't looking. Email Michael F Russell: mikerussellus@yahoo.com



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