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What Can Black Holes Eat?

By Joe Magoo
July 22, 2008

You can't see them with the naked eye, but scientists can detect them and see their effects. They call them "Black Holes." From what I understand about the subject, Black Holes have an insatiable appetite. They can devour any type of matter -- person, place or thing. For instance, if New York City got too close to a Black Hole it would be eaten!

On July 7th, in Dallas Texas, a county commissioner by the name of K. Mayfield ("White") was wondering out-loud where all the missing paperwork was going. He finally surmised it may have been eaten by a Black Hole. I'm sure if a Black Hole can eat N.Y.C. then it certainly can handle a pile of paperwork.

But this otherwise boring County Commissioner stuff really was an experiment in Special Relativity because one group of people ("Black") experienced this spacetime event much differently than another group ("White"). Shortly after K. Mayfield made his observation concerning the paperwork, Commissioner J. Price ("Black") objected to this use of Scientific Language --- I mean, Racial Language. Talk about 'priceless'; you couldn't get this type of Theater in N.Y.C.; but let me think about that...maybe you could.

This is good stuff. It tests a couple of scientifically accepted facts. The first one is that people can be brainwashed. We all remember the one where, 'at the sound of the word "Up", John will become a pigeon.' Sure enough, someone said "Up" and John started to flap his wings.

The second scientifically accepted fact that this event tests is that Black Holes can eat any person, place or thing. Wrong! I would now call for a rewrite of some Textbooks. A Black Hole cannot eat the Race Monster!!

The Race Monster started to be put together some 40 years ago. It was built by Secular/Socialists to go after "White" Male "Christians", and they have been siccing it on them ever since. The Race Monster has been quite a vehicle for the S/S; their agenda has been moved light-years ahead riding the back of the "Black" race. (They've also used Gender, Income and the Environment, but lets not mix experiments) In fact, the Secular/Socialists have driven the wheels off the vehicle of Race, or, as Marx put it, "The philosophers have only interpreted the world...the point, however, is to CHANGE it." (Collected Works, Vol. 5, P. 8)

The "Black" race certainly has been changed. Compare their past Family structure and Communities with the present. Compare their past leaders with thier present leaders. Compare how Booker T. Washington thought to how Commissioner John Price thinks. Look at how Judge T. Jones ("Black"), present at the Dallas meeting, responded to the words "Black Hole"...he asked for an apology! Yes Karl, things have CHANGED.

The Race Monster, however, is not too smart. It's brutish and strong...but not smart. You may have noticed that a few months back, when Hillary's people were running against Obama's people, that the Race Monster fell over. When it got back up it was going toward Democrats; just ask Ferraro and a host of others. What perplexed the Secular/Socialists was NOT how to stop the Race Monster, but how to get it turned back around toward the Republicans. The answer: Very carefully.

You see Societal Change can be a very dangerous thing. That's why Christian Doctrine teaches that PEOPLE must be changed first. Something Marx overlooked, but the people of Russia found out the hard way.

One Technical Truism did, however, come out of this risible affair. The TV cameras were running, so that Commissioner K. Mayfield ("White") could not be devoured by the Race Monster. If there were no cameras running it would have been a "Black-said/"White-said" situation. Which means Commissioner Mayfield would have been finished. The Technical Truism? Like fire to Frankenstein, keep the camera rolling at official meetings and the Race Monster will be hampered by the laughter.

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About the author: Joe Magoo is trained as a Theologian and Church Historian; he resides on Long Island, New York.

Email: joe572001us@yahoo.com


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