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Dec. 1, 2008 EVIL GUY: “Hey! Head! Get over here and gimmie a hug will ya! I just can’t seem to get this smile off my face! I’m just so darned happy about all this election stuff, I can’t tell ya!” HEAD DEMON: “You bet boss! I’ll be right there as soon as I pass out the last of the pats on the backs of the demon buddies! They are all overjoyed at our successes in that 2008 American Presidential Election!” EVIL GUY: “Well I couldn’t be more pleased that that Obama guy got picked! But I sure wasn’t much surprised. We pulled out all the stoppers on that parade. The way the demon buddies were able to influence all those voters by deception and omission of facts was just remarkable!” HEAD DEMON: “ None of that would have been possible boss if our possessed minions in the American media weren’t right on time covering up all that Obama guy’s past associations with our good friends, Tony Rezko, Jeremiah Wright, Michael Pfleger and William Ayers, to name only a few…” EVIL GUY: “Yeah! That was great the way you got [Chris] Matthews, [Rachel] Maddow, that Olbermann clown and that whole crew at ABC to overlook that Obama guy’s socialism, communism and support of baby killing! Man, look at all the souls we’re gonna be collecting! I can’t wait to the inauguration!” HEAD DEMON: “We almost made one big mistake boss.” EVIL GUY: “What was that Head?” HEAD DEMON: “Well we almost kept that Biden guy talking. I thought Demon Buddy Nine was crazy when he said we had to get that guy out of the public eye. I mean, I know that Biden guy is squarely in our hip pocket, but he wasn’t fooling those Christian Conservative types at all. He almost blew the whole game! Demon Buddy Nine was right. We had to get that Biden guy locked down and kept away from the cameras.” EVIL GUY: “We should do something nice for Demon Buddy Nine!” HEAD DEMON: “But Boss! You never do anything “n-i-c-e” for anybody!” EVIL GUY: “Yeah. You’re right Head! Thanks for reminding me.” HEAD DEMON: “So where do we go from here boss?” EVIL GUY: “Hey! The sky is the limit Head! From here we can finally start destroying that goody-goody America place! Heck! We already got a majority of voters looking for socialist gimmies from a corrupt and bankrupt government. Pretty soon that America place won’t have any money to help anybody; even themselves!” “We’ve destroyed their education system with that multicultural claptrap about making their nation stronger through diversity! HAH! I’ve been pulling the wool over human eyes for centuries with that little piece of misinformation. When I’m done America will never again be called a “melting pot”! It will be a “MELTED” pot! HAHAHAHA!!!” “Now that we got us a guy not afraid to kill babies no matter how old I can tell that insufferable guy in heaven “See, I told you so!” HEAD DEMON: “Ooh! Boss! He ain’t gonna like that!” EVIL GUY: “All the better!” “Anyway, we got that America place all wrapped up. The economy is in the tank and in heavy debt to out good Communist Chinese helpers. We got that Chavez guy meeting with the Russians and letting their navy into ports close to those silly American guys. We still got enough Islamic radicals running around to keep that America place looking in the wrong direction. We got our possessed minions sneaking into America every day from that Mexico place. LIFE IS GOOOOOOOD! It is only a matter of time before there are more Islamic mosques in America than those accursed church places. We’ll have those Christian types praying to me in no time!” HEAD DEMON: “I hope you’re right there boss. The Demon Buddies are tired of being cast out of those they picked to possess. Only the Buddies that managed to possess them Hollywood Types and them Homosexuals have been having any luck keeping warm.” EVIL GUY: “Well, we’re gonna fix all of that, Head. Now, pass me the Champaign ! THREE CHEERS FOR ME!!!!!” ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae has contributed over 700 articles to Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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