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John McCain Values His Family?

By Peter Pike
August 28, 2008

John McCain can’t defend America.  Why?  Because John McCain won’t even defend his own family.  His own wife and daughter!

In the 2000 South Carolina Republican primary, the George Bush slime squad, led by the beady-eyed Karl Rove, launched a despicable, slanderous attack on front-runner McCain, who had just triumphed in New Hampshire:

They papered the state with leaflets claiming, among other things, that Cindy McCain was a drug addict and John had fathered a black child out of wedlock, complete with a family photograph. The dark-skinned girl in the photo was, in fact, the McCains' daughter Bridget, whom they adopted as an infant after Cindy met her on a charity mission at Mother Teresa's orphanage in Bangladesh. It was, even by GOP standards, unusually foul stuff.

Up to that point in the campaign, McCain had been more or less ambivalent about Bush personally. "He thought Bush was a lightweight but a nice enough guy," says a close McCain associate. That ended in South Carolina. During a commercial break in a debate there, Bush put his hand on McCain's arm and swore he had nothing to do with the slander being thrown at his opponent. "Don't give me that shit," McCain growled. "And take your hands off me."

Ooooooooh Johnny… you tell him, you big military stud, you.  “Take your hands off me,” McCain says.  HA!  A real tough guy.  A draft-dodging, bible-thumping runt from Texas savages his wife and daughter, lies to his face about it, and the best McCain can do is throw “shit” at him.

I've worked closely alongside many former U.S. servicemen, including Army captains and ex-Marines, and I can guarantee you that a real American soldier would have thrown a LOT more than a measly four-letter word.  If it was my girls Rove’s lily-livered minions were spreading dirt on, I would have taken the opportunity to deck Chimpy McFlightsuit right there on the stage, in front of millions of TV viewers, and I would have GLADLY served the time in jail.  McCain spent five and one-half years in a Vietnamese prison camp, fer chrissakes!  What’s a couple more months in Club Fed?  I'd have voted for him if he'd displayed juevos like that, even if he’d swung wildly, missed, and fell on his geriatric butt.  That’s what any honorable, self-respecting man should have done.

But no.  Here is how the “war hero” John McCain settled the score:



Look at this pathetic photo.  McCain might as well be hugging his mother – or the Pope.  Go ahead, rape my women, take your paws off me, but here… now give Johnny a big ‘ole hug.  If Bush was an aircraft carrier, McCain just landed nose-down on his oil-stained runway.  Mission accomplished.  Standing-missionary-position accomplished, is more like it.  I bet there was even drool on Bush’s shirt after this smarmy scene was concluded.

Voting McCain in 2008?  Here (and here) are sneak previews of what’s on your television screen for the next four long years.  Enjoy.


GO OBAMA!!!


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About the author:  Peter Pike resides in Colorado which is far, far away from Cleveland.

Email: peter@peterpike.com


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