Ask Tim McLean, and ask Todd Bachman, and ask 22,000 Englishmen; what is it like to be in a 'gun-free' nation?

 

You know what a gun is, don't you? It's that inanimate object that one large group of Americans fear, and another large group of Americans worship. Obviously, the human being's ability to slip into paganism is always just below the surface of the most advanced cultures.

 

The people of Britain gave up their right to own guns some years ago. A large group of British Citizens feared the murder they or their fellow citizens could commit under the influence of this inanimate object...whose name the English speaking world calls "Gun". The Great and Powerful Gun has been silenced in Britain, but paganism operates on a sliding-scale when it comes to that which is 'Great and Powerful'.

 

A July report out of Britain states that the Nation is "struggling to get to grips with a surge of fatal knife attacks."  In one week 9 people were murdered because of the "Knife". The Great and Powerful Knife caused 6 murders in only 24 hours! In 2007, over 22,000 people were hurt or murdered with knifes in the gun-free Nation of Britain!

 

Todd Bachman was an American who went to see the Olympic Games in the gun-free paradise of the Beneficent Chairman Mao. In Mao's socialist paradise the Great and Powerful Gun is named "Qiang"; pronounced "Shung". In Mao's paradise only those who loved Mao or did his bidding could ever have their personal Qiang.

 

Todd Bachman left the Land of a 10,000 Lakes, and many more guns, only to be murdered by someone under the influence of the inanimate object called "Knife". The Chinese call this Great and Powerful one "Dao"; pronounced "Dow". A reporter, Ed Wong, said the attack is "an embarrassment for China." In an Atheist Nation, it MUST be an embarrassment to have someone murder a visitor while under the Influence of the Knife. The Atheist Nation didn't have to get rid of this pagan, however, because he jumped off a tower before they could get him.

 

Tim McLean got into "something right out of a horror movie." Tim was traveling on a bus through the Land of Tolerance, Enlightenment and Concern...known to us American Barbarians as 'Canada'. By my count 36 people ran off the Greyhound bus after Vince Li pulled out his inanimate Knife and brought it to life by stabbing Tim dozens of times. You see, on a bus (and in a Nation) the ones with the most Great and Powerful inanimate objects make the rules. Thirty-Six Greyhound Customers can't be wrong...nor can they subdue one man with a gun...opps...I mean knife!

 

Vince Li, the man influenced by the Knife, went even further than the Gun could Inspire. Li cut off Tim's head, nose, ear and lips, and ate them. Try to do that with the Great and Powerful Gun!

 

I WOULD bring up the father in the Non-Atheist Nation of Saudi Arabia, who used the Knife to cut out his daughter's tongue...but she, after all, had become a Follower of Jesus. The International Christian Concern reported this story, but they and the daughter are only Christians, so why bring them up? The Christians will have their Day.

 

I imagine that with the pagan having a sliding-scale of what is Great and Powerful, we should now start a 'Knife-Control' lobby here in the USA. This would mean, in time, that we would need to start a 'Club-Control' lobby, and after that a 'Brick-Control' lobby. Still, what are we going to do about all those iron pipes sold at the Home Depot?

 

Too bad we couldn't just follow the Rule of the Jew. For those in the Government Schools, the Rule of the Jew goes something like this: "You shall not kill!" Please excuse my mixing of Synagogue and State, and keep your eyes on those inanimate objects...they do seem to have a life of their own!