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Rolling Cinemas, Traveling Jukeboxes

By Thomas Keyes
Mar. 25, 2007

One thing I hate about buses in Latin America is that almost invariably they are equipped with ceiling-mounted VCR’s.  In the US, at least whenever I have taken Greyhound, thank goodness there has been no TV, so I can relax and gaze placidly out the window.  But from México to Argentina, you’ll find that buses are all rolling cinemas.  What a nuisance!

If you have a good driver, he may play only one movie in the evening, and as annoying as it is, it is far better than having to sit through three or four in a day, which is the case with some drivers.  Only once do I recall seeing anything I wanted to see.  Nearing Panamá in 2004, I was lucky enough to see a full-length travelog about Panamá.

Usually, though, what they feature is regular movies.  Some are Hispanic movies, with dialog in Spanish, filmed somewhere in Spain or Latin America.  Many are American movies, played in English, with Spanish subtitles rather than dubbing.  Whatever the case, so-called action movies seem to be the favorite.

Since 2004, I’ve had the misfortune to see The Terminator, with Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Rock, with Sean O’Connery, Triple XXX, with Vin Packard, Misery, with Paul Sheldon, and bits and snatches of many others.  I try not to pay attention.  I try not to listen.  But most of the stupid movies are so loud and intrusive, that they’re impossible to ignore.  I didn’t even know the names of these movies, though I recognized the irritating faces of Schwarzenegger and Connery.  It was only by searching online that I was able to get the titles of the films.

I’m just not interested in all the shooting, yelling, fighting, fires, automobile crashes, escapes, etc., etc.  These stories are episodes that never happened and never will happen.  They have no message or moral, not that I need a message or a moral.  They just have a ton of noise.  I am not interested in seeing Sean Connery jump over other cars with his own car, and then keep on driving.  I do not need to see Arnold Schwarzenegger driving a flaming truck through a concrete wall.  These are completely out of my world, except when I’m on a bus south of the border.

I’d much rather look at mountains and deserts, jungles and glaciers, oceans and rivers, cities and farms, relaxing tranquilly.  That’s what I’m traveling for after all.

I saw many movies also in theaters in the US, before 1980, when, just having been divorced, I realized I no longer had to go the movies.  “Oh, great!” I said to myself.

So I have seen quite a few movies in my life, some of which have been regarded as classics.  Among movies I have seen are Gone with the Wind, The Ten Commandments, Ben Hur, The Godfather, The Towering Inferno, Giant, The Agony and the Ecstasy, My Fair Lady, and many, many others.  Some were better, some were worse.  My favorite was Zeffirelli’s Romeo and Juliet.  But basically I’m just not interested.

Sometimes, too, music is played from speakers in these Latin American buses.  Recently, when I went up on a bus to see Iguazú Falls, I was really annoyed to find that I was sitting right under a speaker that was broadcasting loud rap, with three black girls singing the same five syllables over and over again for what seemed half an hour, while somebody beat mechanically on a drum, breaking into an unintelligible chant, every now and then.  If they played Bach, Vivaldi, Gabrieli or Cherubini, it would be a real delight, but it’s not going to happen that way I know for a certainty.

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About the author Thomas Keyes: I have written two books: A SOJOURN IN ASIA (non-fiction) and A TALE OF UNG (fiction), neither published so far.

I have studied languages for years and traveled extensively on five continents.

Email: udikeyes@yahoo.com


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