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By Tom Pain
Mar. 14, 2007 The basic precept underlying the rationale of our modern-day Jew-haters is an irrational claim that Israel seeks world domination, with the first step being the complete takeover of the Middle East. While no amount of tangible evidence and logical analysis has been able to convince these foaming-mouthed bigots to recant their shrill conspiracy theories substantiated only by vague innuendo, it seems that they will, at least, have to tweak their lies with today’s news that Israel is willing to negotiate towards peace based on a Saudi-backed initiative first proposed in 2002. That initiative proposes that Israel return possession of the West Bank to Palestinian control. Do you see how it is going to be a tad difficult to scream hysterical warnings about Jewish world domination when they are, in fact, willing to give up territory? It’s like claiming one party wants to dominate the US Congress, yet they are willing to let the other party have a majority of the seats. However, don’t underestimate the dementia of the typical Jew-hater. Since their entire conspiracy theory to date has never consisted of irrefutable facts, I predict they will see boogey monsters under this bed as well. I can just read the headlines of their new explanations: "Jewish Scum Never Returned the Real West Bank – It Was Merely a Hologram Projection!" "Lying, Bestiality-Loving Jews Impersonate Palestinians to Retain Control of the West Bank!" "Jewish Masters Order US Congress Members to the West Bank – ‘Pose as Camels, Defecate Profusely to Drive Out Palestinians,’ They Command" "Bush to Launch Discrete Invasion of West Bank – Clear the Way For His Jewish Lovers to Buy Up Land for Agorots on the Shekel" Of course, it's not like Israel has not given land back before. Each time, another invasion by their Jew-hating neighbors is beaten back decisively and the land re-taken in an attempt to create a buffer zone around their country. I expect this latest attempt will be as effective as putting a new diaper on a newborn and expecting it to be OK until he becomes an adult. If Israel's neighbors were capable of living in peace, they would have done so centuries ago. It must be a dreary life being a Jew-hater. Civilization is replete with current examples of Jewish contributions across every ology of the arts and sciences. Given a small section of land in the Middle East after millions of their family members were wiped out by Nazi Jew-haters, in 50 years the industrious Jews have created a powerful country and formidable economy with a high standard of living. On the other hand, the opposing neighbors possess huge lands, in comparison, many with vast and rich natural resources – yet, despite centuries in which to accomplish anything, large segments of their populations subsist in 7th century-like squalor, having contributed little, in comparison, to the world’s progress since ancient times. Although, in their defense, I understand that camels are no longer required to wear veils. I wonder. Where are these Jew-hating bigots able to find comity? It seems
that the URLs www.jewhater.com, www.jewsmustdie.com, and www.ihatejews.com are not legitimate web
sites. Surely they have some cesspool on the Internet where they wallow in the
muck of their minds together. I would like to go there and confirm the
membership of a few Jew-haters I know. Maybe U-K’s resident Jew-hater can tell
me where his sty-mates gather. What say,
T.K.?
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