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Peter's Proud To Be In Patel's Pot


By Peter Grant
Aug. 1, 2007

[Editor's Note:  Mr. Grant boils over with gratitude following the Scavenger Hunt, in two separate letters.]


Dear Jack (Lepiarz),

You were the only one foolish enough to enter the stupid contest thereby legitizing the asshole editor's attempt to get U-K writers to deman and insult each other. How do you feel being the only idiot hte only one with no self respect? The least Daytong aka Patel could have done was to make you the winner. LOL, instead he gives himself the award. As anyone with a room temperture iq knows DAyton is Patel. You are the honorable mention along with Peter Grant. And off course you know Grant's entry was written not by me but by the asshole editor. How much abuse will you suffer, how many humiliations will you endure, how many slaps, how many but kickings before you finally come to your senses and leaf U-K? Are you a macoshict? Are you a retard? Is DAyton blackmailering you? Why oh why oh why are you still writing for U-K?



Pat aka Bozo,

You fool this is the website you came crawling back to. What kind of a sick editor makes up a contest and then awards himself hte top prize? This is an insult to your intelligence. As you well know Dayton is Patel. Why do you legitimize such tomfollery by writing for U-K. You told me you wouldn not write for U-K anymore unless Dayton was booted by Matt. Then why in tarnation are you still submiting posts to U-K? Matt will never boot Dayton, assuming Dayton is not Matt, then they are both sick puppies. One day before the judgement seat of Christ you will have to give an account of your life. You will have to explain to your Lord and Savior why you contributed to a website is so evil and perverted. If Jesus the Son of God were here walking on here earth do you think for one blimblanzing moment he would even consider writing for U-K? He mite smite that Sodomite Dayton but he wouldn't even leaf a message on the rebutal forum. If you trusted in Jesus to save you, you will make it to heaven, if only by the skin of your teeth but you will have a lot of splaining to do. Why don't you leaf U-K for the umpeenth and hopefully last time?

Holy Ghost campaign in full swingeroo. ONly ways to stop it is by you writing a pubic letter of apology.

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About the author:  Mr. Grant's "Wholly Gross" campaign continues to bring record-level hits to Useless-Knowledge in 2007.  The U-K Editors thank him for his contributions!

Email: happynotgayboy@yahoo.com


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