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By Peter Grant July 23, 2007 [Editor's Note: Mr. Grant posts more prosaic pink prattle.] Deer Editore:;: How dared you pubish my emal to Sunny fer all of
U-k to sea? My holy crap crusade has just beganed! You thank that I likes women but your rong! I likcks men! Big, hairy men with excrement stans in there underwares. Bet you dodn’t no I use youre’”’ picture to release myself? I does. I likes blond men with big gulf cubs.talks abut a hevenly exite! Yer pictures'"' all overe my walls-not to mentin dleigting my balz! I wus thrwoed out of the marines for my pendant for the mail phyisue! They caught me in the shower with a hairy young man who did not properly wipe his backside. Now theirs’”’ a reel man fer yo! A man who new how to plez his mastere! He culd teech youy al a thang er to about humility, you arogent bloted basterds! I funtisize about Ron Lewis, two. I imagine him down on all fores, begging fer a urina bath frum me. In it, he cries like a baby fer sum of my speciale limonaide. “Daddy, daddy, plez, more! Baby’s still thirsty! Plez! Don’t so me like dis! Baby needs more! More!” He just stays they’re’”’ on the flor, in a submissive state of sexuale stupider, incestually whining fer more of Daddy’s dleicous drank! And Jack Leatarded, too. That baby ewoks’”’ gud enuf to eat raw after a two underware blowout! I’d take that wip from em’”’ and give his cheeks new meaning to the sayin’”’ Purty in Pink! He’d be my bootiful, baby backsidebitch! Must of all, Ken Hews is my life partetner. He is my sole mite in this holy crap cruisade. Our ases are forever enterwined. I cunt’”’ tell when his stops and mine starts. He just luvs my hot Crisco oil rub downs with da hud teams! No need fer him to bathe, I except him smelly like he is. And we are talking about sum heavy gorilla stank—no what I mean? I bet you do, you sick foil! Ive”’” onlay just began my holy crap cruisadide, looser. As the Leatarded so arrogruntaly sas, “Get the bizk, you miserabled bagget of berf-you totebag filed to capasitie with tarmeline turds in varios states of misticale mumification! Call me the Backside Wiper fer U-k,oraly cleaning the place up rite-and doin so with anal delite! You’res’”’” fore the god o floks of U-k.
------------ About the author: Mr. Grant's "protest" has resulted in record-level hits for Useless-Knowledge in 2007. The U-K Editors thank him -- and his "crew" -- for their continued contributions! Email: happynotgayboy@yahoo.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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