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Contest Entry! Peter Profanes Patel As Posing Pretender  By Peter Grant July 21, 2007 [Editor's Note: Mr. Grant, a modest gentleman, has made our Scavenger Hunt a real horserace, by lampooning one of his own letters to the Editor! Enjoy!] Dear sun patel aka Avenger aka Steve Dayton, You idiotic idiot anybody with half a brain 'cept me can see you're anohter [sic] of Dayton's alter egos. I'm a halfwit ignoramus. Nobody else except for your brave brother Jack joined your stupid contest 'cept me. 'Scuse me for a minuute... [sic] Oh Ronnie Yes, Yes, Ronnie Yes! Yes! That's how Daddy likes it! Kay I'm back. Give the Tea shirt to Sunny, he's the only one crazy enough who will actually wear it. Gary needs more than a stupid tee shirt to brighten his day, he needs some of my Meth. Or give a tee shirt to Meri, she can use it instead of my Depends. I can picture Meri doing a TV comercial [sic]. (BTW, my Diapers have fallen cause their loaded down with crap and I can't get them up. Help me I need more Depends.) Such tom-pain-foolery, will I ever grow up? I new [sic] Sun Patel was you when I saw that photo of Ghandi. You sure love those alteration photos, you stupid excuse for an excse [sic] of a human person. Why don't you give me the U-K tee shirt and use it for the only think [sic] its good for to wipe your keiser [sic] you keiser [sic] wipe. Wholly Gross crusasde [sic] will continue, i've let the folks at u-k know you are steve dayton. LOL, i dint' [sic] have to send everyone an email, just send them to one or two i know how much u-k likes gossip.yippi kay a you a-hole I won't stop farting. fart away till I past [sic] out from my noxious $@&*#*!!!  ------------ About the author: Mr. Grant's sensitive pieces have resulted in record-level hits for Useless-Knowledge in July. The U-K Editors wish him the best of luck in our contest! Email: happynotgayboy@yahoo.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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