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Contest Entry! Patel Pokes Fun At Peter's Protest  By Sun Patel July 20, 2007 Hello, Mr. Ed. Below is something I have been working on for the contest. I would appreciate any help from you concerning different font colors and graphics/pictures inserted to make it more appealing to the readers. If win the contest, (oh it would be so nice, wouldn't it?) I would like to donate my tee shirt to your columnist, Gary Rogers. I think he is in need of a boost of spirits and it would be nice for him to get that, don't you think? Ah, to dream...it is good for the soul. Thank you for allowing me to participate. Such good fun! --Sun Patel Can you guess why these words were underlined?
Deer Editore;
So I took it that you thank your’ beng funy publicking
my letter to you. Well, you are not funy-you are a supidt laying sack of sphincterus secretions. I toldt you that I wood huant you like
a gohst-andI meaned it! I wont’”’ stop my holy gohst cruise-ade until you replenishe Tom Pians’ numb write on the font paige! Who do you thank you are ‘”Mr. Daytona 500?!”’’ You mite thank you are clover,;: but you are far from it. Your’e just a lily liverted foil! who I exhibited for all of U-K to sea! You neat to take down that picture of Ken Hughes NOW!
 I ain’t”’ playen’, as those crappy raps go! I meaned it. Enuf is enfu with that supit puncture! Why would you ever thank he was me? You don’t’” no anithing about who I am. And that’s’” the weigh I lick it! Go hide in you cuppy whole likea miscroscopic sized Osama Bin Hidin’”’, peekin his smelly face from a poo-filled
piñata! It wont’”’ do you any god. I will cunttinue to right you every dayo gould if the situwatoin call s for it. Oh, supitd
you! Youre’”’ yap flip will be clost shut in shear tenor, amassed at my coniferous ways. I will show you my fangs and give you the bit of youre’”’ lozer leaf!
Pencil me in, pronto, you praugnatious poo packin prik! You have an appointment with Peter two bee punkt! Coniferously for the god floks of U-K, Petre Grant Email: happynotgayboy@yahoo.com About the author: Sun Patel lives with his wife Yasmin in New York City. They are the proud parents of six children, all of which work in the medical profession within the tri-state area. They are also delighted to be the grandparents of four children. Sun’s passions are food, words, health, and nature. His motto is: Living life, loving always. Email: sunpatel44@yahoo.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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