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Jan. 27, 2007 ALIEN: I come in peace, I bring good tidings from the planet Uranus TomRon: Forget about your good tidings, did you bring an alien anal probe. ALIEN: Off course, but first lets discuss ways to usher in an era off intergalactic peace. Lets analyzie ways to bring peace between earthlangs and aliens. TomRon: analyize my behind with that alien anal probe. ALIEN: You are an anal rententive poor sepicmen of a human bieng. I won't anal probe you, it might scramble your brains. Go back to your computer and blast U-K writers. That seems too be the only thing you are good four. TomRon: Please, bohoo ho, ho hoo h o, Plese give me an alien anal probe. ALIEN: Get back into your crummy apar;tment. and stop lying to people. You dont have a good job, you dont have a wife that would be recongnized anywhere outsid e of Massachusetts. You are a loser who has nothing better to do than to obssess about grammer and blast people for no reason. TomRon: No anal probe. No anal probe. No anal probe. what a cruel world. I hate everybody. I'm going to blast Ken Hughes again. That will make me feel better. ------------ About the author: Jim Montoya is a factory worker by day and an anti-UFO crusader by night. Email: folksfightingufos@myway.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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