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The Whining Rich Brat

By Christine Bruness
Jan 20, 2007

Donald Trump, a man who often looks like he just caught wind of his own diarrhea soaked diaper, bought himself a Hollywood star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame, in Hollywood, California this month, in an attempt to declare to the world that he is a successful entertainer, worthy to have his name along side beloved legends like Humphrey Bogart, Sidney Poiter, Clark Gable, Al Pacino, Jean Harlow, Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Elisabeth Taylor, and other acclaimed actors and entertainers who represent the essence of what it means to be a true star of talent.

Trump went on Larry King Live that evening to further bark insults about Rosie O’Donnell after she recently spoofed him in a comedic impression about how his hair looked when he stepped in as the “moral authority” at a press conference to explain why he was giving Miss USA Tara Conner a second chance. Trump also insulted Barbara Walters, calling her “a liar” for defending and supporting her co-star O’Donnell on The View.

Accustomed to living on Inheritance Street all his life, one would think that there could at the very least, be one teeny-tiny gentlemanly bone in this man’s body. One would wonder why he would not take the spoof like a real man and move on. Currently on marriage number three, lacking in grace, tact, and character, he angrily attempts to demean O’Donnell in hopes of making himself look good, calling her everything from “a slob”, “a loser”, “disgusting”, “fat”, and other disparaging remarks that I do not care to incorporate in my essay.

I must digress to explain that this is not a pro-Rosie O’Donnell piece. There are things that I do not like about her; however, I do admire how she rose from humble beginnings and diligently worked to make herself a popular stand up comedian and entertainer, her compassionate crusade for human rights, and her courage to be an openly gay American. While Donald Trump is solely for Donald Trump, putting his name on everything from perfume to water, Rosie knows that there is more to life than creating giant building monstrosities that assault the eyes and batter the sacred land on which they stand, complete with a “T” on top. Like many comedians, Rosie uses her own spin on current events and public figures in hopes of making her audience laugh. Donald was the news du jour that day and she went for it.

Donald Trump certainly has every right to refute what Rosie O’Donnell said about him…but why would he bother? Why would this man with a twenty four carat gold toilet bowel and his phobia of germs take time out of his busy, important, germ-phobic, deal-making-wheeling-and-dealing day to dignify a response from someone he views as “a loser”? In other words, if he views her as an unworthy opponent, then why go through all the effort he has put into denigrating her?

The answer is that he is a pure whining narcissist with zero sense of humor who cannot refuse even the smallest bit of publicity. This man who buys himself a star, boasts about his planes and gold fixtures, is nothing more than the whining rich brat everybody hated on the playground—the one who would act like a bully and then blubber like a baby to the principal to get everyone else in trouble. Yea, he is that kid alright, now an adult, spitting insults, then crying like a pampered child, butt-ugly as ever, and making some of the most god-awful eye sores along the way, topping each of them with a “T” like cherries on a diarrhea Sunday!

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About the author: Christine Bruness is a published author and artist who creates "nonlinear art from the heart". She believes in the infinite power of nature and recognizes the great potential of dreams and imagination. Her artwork and/or poetry most recently appeared in Skyline Magazine, Haiku Haven, Bewildering Stories, Because We Write, Ken*Again, 63 Channels, Spinnings, Transcendent Visions, Poet's Ink Review, Poet Express, Roses and Rainbows, Musings, SP Quill, OCEAN, Bolts of Silk, A Hudson View, Charlotte's Web, The Cynic Online Magazine: Cafe Del Sol, Wild Violet, and WOMB. Her first published book of poetry, Imbalance, An Experimental Collection of Micro Stories and Poetry received the Rose/Rosemary Zientek Award. In 2005, Christine received an Arts Grant from the NJ Meadowlands Commission for her original abstract artwork. She lives in NJ with her husband Richard and their two cats Daisy and Shadow. The couple created a small backyard sanctuary, certified by the National Wildlife Federation, to promote the environment in the area. Strays often visit and are always fed and welcome.

Email: chatnoir@comcast.net


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