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Texas, Ample Backsides, Shattered Dreams and The Power of Love

By Bonijean Isaacs
Jan. 19, 2007

LOVE!!!!! Does it exist? Do I dare to take that leap of faith by jumping over that broom to the other side of the void where deep fulfillment comes though the realization that Love is a reality. I think these Words of Wisdom come from Mr. Tennyson.
 
I took that blind faith move for love with a Truck Driver and it got me to Texas. He sent me flowers and played the Power of Love for me. If I ever run into Nana Mouskouri, I might be tempted to throw tomatoes at her for singing that song. The Power of Love? Bah! Humbug!
 
According to Seduction By Stars, Libra does not deal with broken hearts well. We are full of anguish and melodramatics. This is a nightmare for himself who is a Sagittarius. They want "happy happy happy" all the time. The quickest way to permanently drive away a Sagittarius is to be actually the way I am about the break-up. My chances of winning back Mr. Texas are zero to none. I am not sure I would want him back anyway.
 
Thus, I have to acknowledge that I am left alone in Texas with a broken heart and shattered dreams. I have to walk through the hurt and Blog it out. I have to talk about it until I am sick and tired of hearing myself talk about it.
 
According to a wise woman, I have to "Cry a river. Build a bridge and get over it." Mr. Texas quotes that the reason I am not worthy of his love is because ( 1 ) I am too tall. ( 2 ) He is not a boob man. ( 3 ) My A$$ is too fat. Also, he is recently divorced and wants to be free. This brings me to the Serenity Prayer that I learned in Twelve Step Meetings.
 
God Grant Me Serenity to
Accept the Things I cannot change.
Courage to Change the things I can
AND Wisdom to Know the Difference.
 
There is not a whole lot I can do about my height but I did buy a pair of high heeled boots so that I can walk even taller when I finally get over that bridge. I would gladly have my double DD’s surgically reduced or at least up-lifted if financial realities permitted but they don’t.
 
Now for the Courage to Change the things that I CAN. Okay! My fat A$$ is my fault. I am the one who didn't exercise enough until my A$$ was so big that Mr. Texas said "Yuck!"

I CAN take responsibility for getting my A$$ to an acceptable size. The Grandfather Creator has made it easy. Mr. Optimistic Sagittarius pointed out that job opportunities are better in Texas. I was able to secure employment within three weeks after setting foot in Texas. This is practically an unknown occurrence in West Virginia with it’s abundance of minimal wage jobs from Hades.
 
My Ample Tattooed A$$ has gone down three sizes so far because of my job at the bakery.

According to the Eight Sacred Room, I have to take responsibility for who I attract. The fact that I attracted someone who does not think that I am worthy of his Love is MY FAULT!
 
I have to take responsibility for attracting someone who will love me. for who I am Politically Incorrect Curves and All. The next man who leads me on and dumps me because he fails to recognize my value can eat a dozen not so calorie free donuts that I will make just for him.
 
My Broken Heart will heal. My Shatter Dreams will Mend. What will be on the other side of that bridge when I finally walk over it? Will I be in Texas or go back to West Virginia. I can be happy anywhere that I can find prosperity, love and a few more hiking trails. I’ll deal with it after the Saturn Retrograde.

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About the Author: Bonijean Isaacs is an Astrologer and Freelance Writer but Bakes Bread, Makes Donuts and Decorated Cakes at her day job in Texas.

Email: inez4liberty@gmail.com


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