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Jan. 17, 2007 I read with interest Tom Pain article They Call Me Trinity, it should have been titled They Call Me BrokeBack Mountain rider. I was abducted by aliens and forced to undergo anal probes. I am a member of a support group for abductees and Tom should join our group. I am persuaded that he is a mean old cuss because he was abducted by aliens and forced to undergo anal probes. Most of us recoil in terror thinking about the anal probes but in some rare cases an abductee enjoys the anal probe. Mr. pain must have loved the anal probe and he feels guilty so he lashes out at others. Mr Pain must find a substitute for the anal probes if he hasnt already and then he will not be mad at the world. We all deal with the pain of alein abudcton and anal probes in different ways. Mr Pain if you like anal probes, find a likeminded individual and your anger will go away. If Mr Pain doesnt find a substitute for an alien anal probe bfore long soon the only ones writing for U-K will be Mr. Pain and his alter egos. ------------ About the author: Jim Montoya is a factory worker by day and an anti-UFO crusader by night. Email: folksfightingufos@myway.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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