They say, "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery;" may I prove otherwise:

I am an uneducated buffoon with no concept of international politics and an amazing ability to mangle the English language beyond comprehension … "but I have been convinced the only answer is the impeaching of Bush. I would rather he resign to save the impeachment to get in the way of withdrawing our troops and/or the killing of more troops." Don’t you agree with me? I do.

"This new deployment of troops is the same as sending them to their death." Just as those 9/11 hijackers sent over 3,000 Americans to their deaths. It would be much easier and fuel efficient if we just let Islamic terrorists kill unarmed Americans here, rather than shipping our soldiers around the world. "The Iraqi people are not capable of governing or protecting themselves. They were 100 times better off with Saddam." Just ask those he tortured and brutalized, I know they’ll agree. But, "that option is no longer available." Are you amazed that I figured that out? Pretty brilliant for an uneducated buffoon, huh? " It makes no difference what is done in Iraq, Iran will take over Iraq within two years." I know this because I’ve personally forbid the Israelis from preventing it, and they obey me. If you hate that we’re killing a few stray Iraqis, just leave and let the Israelis work their magic. They’d start a war we’d have to join.

"The US has lost it's credibility in the world." Having never had any, as that spelling of "it’s" and the lack of periods in my abbreviation of U.S. hints, I know what that feels like. "No party, Republican or Democrat can save it." Strangely, however, both those parties seem unable to prevent us from being the most powerful and prosperous country in the world. Some say that it is precisely the balance created by our two-party system that has made America strong, but I’m a buffoon and I don’t understand that. "I am glad to see the Republicans lose power, but Nancy Peeelosi is a scum backbiting useless leader." Have you ever read more intellectual analysis than that? Surely, such a compelling statement has made you agree with me. "Her only desire is to have power and rub it in the face of Republicans. She will accomplish nothing." I haven’t a clue why; so please don’t ask me to explain, but I’m right don’t you think?

"Again I say, there is no future for America in the way it was." Hah! Try to understand that statement, I dare you. "Muslims, Chinese, Illegal mexicans (mexicans don’t deserve to be capitalized), ACLU, NAACP, Atheist (surely there’s only one), Money hungry judges (if you think capitalizing "Money" was a Freudian slip, I can’t deny it), Politician seeking only money and fame (I can’t recall if he/she was Republican or Democrat), Gays in Congress and Senate and other non Americans (including Jimmy Carter and Clinton, and the minority) Have taken over the USA with the blessings of the UN and the Supreme Court." There, did I forget to insult anyone? Oh yeah, Mother Teresa is an ugly witch. "KISS AMERICA ,THE CHRISTIAN NATION GOODBYE." I’m not exactly sure what a "Christian nation goodbye" is, but kiss it anyway. "BUY A KORAN AND LEARN TO SPEAK SPANISH AND ARABIC." It’ll take awhile since the Koran does not teach Spanish and Arabic, but do it anyway. I said so, and I’m the Unthinkable Folly Brown.

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