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I Wonder

By Useless Person
Feb. 26, 2007

I admit I'm a little bit batty and I tend to ramble on at times, but sometimes I get lucky and say something smart. I hope I get lucky at least once in this article.

I wonder has anyone else noticed that as U-K becomes more filled with attack articles, more and more persons are adopting false names? It's like that commercial for Las Vegas, where all sorts of randy folks use fake names. Dear Me, I almost wrote "Usless Person" on an application for a credit card.

I wonder is their anyone who likes Tom Pain. If anyone likes Tom Pain please write an article defending him or post a comment on the rebuttal section. It has to be a person who is not a personality of Tom Pain. That rules out Eabra, guyat, Judy Self and the rest of his personalities. It can't be a new writer, for Tom Pain would merely create another personality. Will one of the regulars come out and defend Tom Pain?

I wonder if Google or Yahoo will ever pick up U-K? I'm not Al Gore I didn't invent the internet I don't know a applet from an apple pie but it's possible Google might pick up U-K again. Google carries the spoof.com where most of its articles are about britney spears talking vagina. I'm not kidding, Dear Lord, it's true. Dear gracious me most womenfolk I know won't shut up , imagine you finally shut a woman up and then her vagina starts delivering a monolouge. I'm doing my best to make U-K Google friendly, now that I have mentioned a talking vagina maybe, Dear God, Google will pick us up again.

I wonder does anyone else besides Ken Hughes make heads or tails or tables out of my articles? I would hate to think I'm the only one who understands my articles. I know I'm not the easiest person in this flaky world to understand, half the time I confuse myself. but then half the time i don't Maybe some folks understand me half the time, that would be good enough for me.

I wonder a lot of other things, but I'm sleepy and I'm going to hit the sack. Im not going to hit a potatos sack I mean I'm going to bed.

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