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The Dog is One Cool Cat!

By Brian Michael Barbeito
Feb. 19, 2007

I love that shit. I was at someone’s house and I turned on the tube and saw Dog The Bounty Hunter. I had never watched before. Boba- Fett and The Dog, - the two baddest bounty hunter dudes around. Boba-Fett or maybe Phett doesn’t have a show though. A friend of mine has a tattoo of Boba on his back. A light tattoo, big. Light is good. Like Sade sings, - I wear a light tattoo. Sade- too beautiful for this world. Sade must not be of this world. Not really. I digress, - like Holden Caulfield. Anyhow, - the Dog is all right. I was impressed. If I see him on the idiot box again I will watch. Only in America. Or Hawaii. Same difference as it’s a state. I think it’s a state.

So in this episode Dog catches the bad guy, and cuffs him, and throws him in the car, and takes him to jail. But I was surprised. He started yelling at the guy and got into a big argument. Right in the middle of this heated argument Dog asks the guy if he needs a cigarette. The guy says yes so the guy gets to have a cigarette. It was like, beyond the sets. Dog is a bit out of the box with his actions. Then he tells the guy its over and he’s not mad at him anymore and sees him off. Very strange. Good strange.

In one of the next segments they take they guy away and Dog is yelling at him. To paraphrase, it went something like this:

- You never treat a woman badly (talking about his girlfriend). Why did you threaten her? You thought that THAT would make her love you. That’s stupid. You can’t SCARE someone into LOVING you!

And it goes on more like that. But then The Dog started yelling at him that he needed brothers. That a brother is his brother’s keeper. (This seemed to be Dog’s theme for the show, - that time anyway). He asks the guy if he has brothers and the guy says no. Dog says he just got himself four brothers. Everyone that’s in the car. The guy they captured has a disabled old mother with no legs. He takes care of her. Dog tries to help him. They pray together. The guy is crying. It turns out (not to excuse his behavior in an way), that he really did need a friend. Then they tell him he’s got to stay off drugs (dregs are sometimes on drugs) and they will try their best to give him a job so he can run some errands for them around the office or something. The guy gets a little lighter in his eyes and seems more hopeful.

I thought The Dog was all right. A righteous Bounty Hunter. Way cool. Cable is a trip. Now they just have to do a show of Boba-Fett, Sade, and Salinger’s nihilist. Then I’d try and and watch more! Go Dog Go! Blessings!!!!

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