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Feb. 18, 2007 Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Las Vegas for U-K Prizefights II. Tonite we have Stephen "Lonewolf" Makama wearing the white trunks Vs Tom "Twinkletoes" Pain sporting the lavender tights. Referee: Pain, no gay stuff please. Just tap gloves Ringside Announcer: There's the opening bell. I can feel the tension in the air. Right off the bat, Lonewolf connects with a hard jab and Pain runs to his corner and bawls like a baby. Guest analyst Mr. T: If there ain't no crying in baseball, there should be no crying in boxing. Referee: Pain compose yourself. These fans paid good money to see you fight. Ringside Announcer: The action has started again. Lonewolf is punishing pain with a serious of body blows. Lonewolf has knocked the crap out of Pain. Literally. Pain has soiled himself again. Good God!! Referee: Pain you can't have a timeout to change your Depends. Pain: I quit then. Ringside Announcer: It looks like Pain is throwing in the towel. Good God, that's not a towel. Those be his dirty diapers. Mr. T: Congratulations on your overwhelming victory Lonewolf. Do you have any words for your fans? Lonewolf: Listen Y'all, I be flying all over the world, seen lots of things, inlcuding the Brady Bunch. I be keeping it real, talking about the Master Plan. I went to my dentist yesterday, he told me my house needs new plumbing. Mr. T: I pity the fool be talkin' that jibba jabba. Get away from me fool. Ringside Announcer: Fans, I apologize for this fiasco. There won't be a U-K Prizefights III, unlesss the Country Gentleman gets flooded with requests for more fisticuffs. ------------ About the author: Steve Miller is a new contributor of Useless-Knowledge. Email: bradybunchmarcialover@yahoo.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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