In Praise Of Tom Pain

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In Praise Of Tom Pain

By Steve Miller
Feb. 16, 2007

As Thomas Keyes chronicled is his latest contribution, Tom Pain/Ron Lewis has long been a festering malignant boil in the U-K community. For years he has insulted contributors in the nastiest and most vulgar ways. I troll many chat rooms, forums and websites and never have I encountered such vile trash as Tom Pain.

But things have dramatically turned around. Everyday on the rebuttals page, and on the front page, it's now Tom Pain/Ron Lewis who is humiliated, mocked and insulted. The Avenger, Deathstar, the Country Gentleman, and the UFO Boy have lambasted Mr. Pain, not showing any mercy. And Mr. Keyes in his erudite way has exposed Pain/Lewis as an uncouth, sick freak of nature.

I praise Pain for taking the punishment. Please don't slink away just yet, I am very much enjoying you getting your comeuppance. I have heard from several contributors who have left because of Mr Pain's sick insults, they tell me that they read U-K every day, rejoicing in the pummelling that Mr. Pain is getting. Itss not often you see the wicked, cruel and mentally unbalance get what's coming to them.

One of Mr. Pains alter egos, Eabra is becoming more like the main personality, Pain. Latgely he has taken to using the type of insult that Pain is famous for. This is evidence that all the trouncing Pain has been taking is affecting his other personalities. But yet the man stays apparently ready to take more punishment. I commend you Mr. Pain, for not running away. Perhaps you cry yourself to sleep every night in the cot in your mom's basement, but then you wake up the next day, read U-K where somebody has once again insulted you, and you still stay.

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