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Apr. 27, 2007 From the Associated Press: “Al-Sadr urges protest of wall in Baghdad ” (April, 26 2007) by Bassem Mroue comes this tidbit: “This wall shows the evil will of the occupier and its sectarian and terrorist projects against our people.” This statement emitted from a Shiite cleric who has his own personal little army of death squads rounding up and murdering Sunnis by the dozens. The fat, little bin Laden wannabe has been waging war against American forces who have been trying to end the violence between Shiite and Sunni. Al-Sadr continues to fan the fires of violence while hiding his pudgy little noggin from public view and from Sunnis who would surely enjoy hanging him as the Shiites enjoyed hanging Saddam Hussein. Yet every time that radical chubby-butt opens his jaw there’s an AP reporter standing by, dutifully recording his diatribes as if they wee somehow Islamic gospel. You’d think Al-Sadr was the second coming of Muhammad or something. The truth be told; Al-Sadr is simply another pseudo-cleric, cave-dwelling, Islamic idiot with a personal god-complex. And speaking of god-complexes we must address “Congress ignores Bush veto threat on Iraq bill” by Anne Flaherty of the AP; where Democrat representative Sheila Jackson-Lee is quoted: “We need to claim victory for our soldiers. They have done their job. It’s time to bring them home now.” This asinine statement coming only days after Harry Reid declared the war in Iraq “lost”! How can Congress “claim” victory when we’ve “lost” another war? What kind of retarded mentality sends out such conflicting tripe? The Party of the Ass is being ruled from the hind-quarters. Every democrat talking head seems to have his head stuck up some other talking head’s butt-crack. And speaking of “butt-cracks” there was another pro terrorist article in the Stars and Stripes today: “Taliban leader: Bin Laden planned attack targeting Cheney” where I now am convinced that Bin Laden is losing his touch. Bin Laden succeeded in Kenya , Tanzania , Aden (USS Cole), and New York City but he missed Dick Cheney. His bomb-laden minion got no where near the Vice President during his visit to Afghanistan even though the article quotes another Islamic moron named Mullah Dadullah (rhymes with banana-fanna-fo-fullah, me-my-mo-mullah….), saying: “You may remember the martyr operation inside the Bagram base, which targeted a senior U.S. official…That operation was a result of wise planning. He (bin Laden) planned that operation and guided us through it. The operation was a success.” So old Mullah Dadullah is living in an Islamic dreamland drenched in the blood of Dick Cheney. Oh! Wait! Dick Cheney is still alive and well! Dadullah is just another idiot! All of that based in bin Laden’s “wise planning”. It is good to see Senator McCain has finally made it official that he’s running for President although I don’t believe his campaign will have much of a chance. I would like to see any of the Republican candidates score at least one serious debate with that smooth-southern-talking blond gal from New York by way of Arkansas, or that lanky, dark-skinned fellow from the state that gave us the traitorous, trash-talking, military-hating Dick (Turbin) Durbin! Question: Hillary, what did you really do with those 900 FBI files you “borrowed”? Is it true that the fellow carrying the “nuclear football” for your adulterous hubby was also escorting boxes of FBI files and Rose Law Firm records? Isn’t it true that when confronted, you replied “I can’t recall” almost as many times as Alberto Gonzales used the same phrase in front of the congressional inquisition he faced upon firing a handful of attorneys for cause? And speaking of the beleaguered Attorney General; columnist Michael Goodwin was disrespectful in the extreme in his opinion piece: “ Iraq matters more than Gonzales’ future” calling the Attorney General “Gonzo” and “sad-sack”. Mr. Goodwin’s got brass! I might agree that the whole Gonzales attack is unnecessarily being overplayed by Democrats but in keeping with the true appearance of “tolerance” toward others, Mr. Goodwin managed to display his deep-seated intolerance for anyone supporting the President, or being supported by the President. Today’s paper also included a happy article on the economy: “Earnings reports send Dow briefly past 13,000” by Madlen Read of the AP. Hey! It must be the economy but you’d think it was Alberto, Karl or Dick! Another happy AP article on the same page told me: “Rosie O’Donnell to leave “The View” – mostly because she wants a whole lot of money that ABC says it doesn’t have to spend. The article told me mostly about how Barbara Walters had to step in many times to formulate “damage control” whenever Rosie opened her nappy-headed, lesbian-marred maw to utter her many inanities about how fire could not melt steel unless George Bush conspired to have the World Trade Center made of Styrofoam and left-over silicone breast implants. There was an AP article about the universe too: “Earth-like planet found outside solar system” by Seth Borenstein. I understand there are immediate plans to send Al Gore’s clone to this new planet to warn that planet of the dangers of global warming. The clone will be carrying a copy of the Kyoto Protocol and 100 DVD versions of Gore’s error-laden documentary. I see the Supreme Court of the United States has thrown out three death sentences because the juries were not given enough information on the poor upbringing of the murderers that led to their desire to strangle the life out of innocent victims. The three murderers succeeded in their appeal to the high court because “…jurors were not allowed to consider sufficiently the abuse and neglect [the murderers] suffered [as children]”. That is sad! The AP article was titled: “High court throws out 3 death sentences, by Mark Sherman. I have an idea! If we cannot kill the murderers, perhaps we should arrest and convict the parents, priests, television personalities, media talking heads, teachers or authority figures that were responsible for the “abuse” and the “neglect” that caused the murderers to murder! Yeah! That’s the ticket! Arrest the neglectors and the abusers! Make them pay for the crimes of those they neglected and abused! It’s their entire fault! The murderers were only acting out aggressions they’d been reserving for the abusers and neglectors! Yeah! Let’s work on that one shall we? The highway accident of New Jersey Governor Corzine has been written about over the past several issues of the Stars and Stripes and it just interests me that he wasn’t wearing a seat belt, his car was traveling 91 miles per hour an his driver might have been talking on a cell phone or radio while navigating the Garden State Parkway at high rates of speed. I see it all now. His therapy, so it was written, will be long and arduous. It will also, no doubt, cost a lot of money. I read in today’s paper that the New Jersey witness protection program has run out of cash. So combine that deficit with Governor Corzine’s therapy costs and it is only a matter of months before my taxes go up again. Oh well! That’s New Jersey ! ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae has contributed over 700 articles to Useless-Knowledge.com. 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