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 By Bonijean Isaacs Apr. 21, 2007 The federal government now spends about $176 million annually on "no whoopee until marriage" educational programs. Are the Abstinence programs working? Apparently not…….. In Louisiana, five fifth-grade students face criminal charges when four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers. In Illinois, a suburban elementary school principal and a teacher lost their jobs after they were caught on video having sex in the principal's office. Copies of the tape were mailed anonymously to parents just before a contested school board election. The Principal, the teacher and a teacher’s aid who was caught on tape "hugging" the principal now face "immorality’ charges. The consequences can be suspension for a year or permanent loss of credentials On a positive note, it is not prudent to have sex in front of an audience intentional or otherwise but at least the students are having sex with each other instead of with the teachers. Do these children really deserve to be labeled as convicted felons for youthful indiscretions? The dalliances that occurred in the principal’s office took place among consenting adults. They might have reconsidered if they knew that there was a camera recording the activities. Nevertheless……….. How many folks have done the wild thing on company property ? If you had the opportunity to do it in the Oval Office, Would you go for it? Personally, I would go for it in a heartbeat but Hillary would be much more interesting than Bill. What about in the Lincoln Bedroom with the Ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt watching? Dang, I might invite her to participate. That would be an otherworldly experience. So where is the wildest place that you’ve ever done it. I was the official ugly girl on campus thus I never had the opportunity to do it in a school yard. Darn! Needless to say, I love to see the men in uniform that hang around donut shops. Police cars have their uses when I am not in them for being arrested or colored light are not flashing behind me when I’m driving. Where is the wildest place that you thought about doing it. I’ve never been to Massachusetts but thought about a sensual encounter on top of Paul Revere’s grave. Although I have fond memories of a moonlit Scorpio night with screech owls in the background at a Confederate Graveyard in Greenbrier, West Virginia. I used to hike at Droop Mountain Park and wished I had a willing participant when climbing on top of the Look Out Tower. This investigative mind wants to know…………….. Where do folks do Whoopee in the State of Nevada? They didn’t have an "Abstinence Only until Marriage" program when I was in High School. If they did, I would have paid it no mind. There are no potential marriages on the horizon at this time. Nevertheless, if the opportunity presents itself, I hope I don’t get caught practicing something other than abstinence on camera and lose my bread baking credential. ------------ About the Author: Bonijean Isaacs is an Astrologer and Freelance Writer but Bakes Bread, Makes Donuts and Decorated Cakes at her day job. Email: inez4liberty@gmail.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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