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 By Bonijean Isaacs Apr. 2, 2007 A recent situation demonstrated how little interest, I’ve had in politics lately. A friend asked "What do you think about John Edwards? He’s running for President! My thought was "John Edward, the Psychic Medium who talks to Dead People on the television program "Crossing Over" is running for President?" I checked his website. No I am not interested in getting on his waiting list for a reading. My financial realities could not afford him and I suspect that my departed family members are much too busy in the spiritworld to talk to me anyhow. Hillary and Eleanor Roosevelt have a few heart to heart chats about their philandering husbands in the Lincoln Bedroom. These were conversations might make John Edward’s ears burn. I’ll vote for Mr. "Crossing Over" if he runs against Jeb Bush. Otherwise, Hillary has my vote. I just wished someone would give Dubya some oral pleasure so that he could be booted out earlier but if that happened Cheney would be President. Cheney has been known to shoot lawyers but Hillary would beat him hands down. I often wonder why Politicians don’t get drug tested. I have to get drug tested just for the privilege of baking bread at Wally World but the Politicians who run our country can snort illegal Wacky Weed and never get caught. The Politicians may claim that they don’t inhale but some are born with a silver spoon up their nose and they sure can snort. It used to be a tradition for men in the military to go out on liberty and get themselves Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed. Now the Semper Fi Honchos have declared that Marines cannot have tattoos below the knees and elbows unless they say "I Love Pres. Bush" or "I'm a Republican!" If a Marine gets too drunk and wakes up with a Heart Shaped Tattoo of with Hillary on his Ankle, he can be subjected to a court martial and time in the brig. Eventually, I will take more interest in the pending Presidential Election to determine if I should vote for someone besides Hilary. What would be superb is for Hillary to run for President with John Edward the Psychic Medium as the Vice Presidential running mate. What a marvelous assortment of Advisors they could have. George Washington could advise them on the War on Drugs. Legalize Hemp Crops again, after the United States Constitution is made out of Hemp. James Buchannon and Rachel Jackson could be an Advocate for Gay Marriages and Sally Hemmings could talk about challenges of sleeping with Presidents and the bi-racial children that result from such unions. I chuckle at the thought of what my ex-lover the Texas Republican Truck Driver will think when he finally discovers that he is driving cross-country with the Hillary Clinton for President Sticker on the back bumper of his Eighteen Wheeler. It is right next to his " All Lizards Welcome" Sticker. ------------ About the Author: Bonijean Isaacs is an Astrologer and Freelance Writer in Nevada but Needs a Day Job. Email: inez4liberty@gmail.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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