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 By Bonijean Isaacs Sept. 28, 2006 The Resident Columnist of the Year, Dennis L. Siluk once advised me, "Go for the Republican Man! He can afford the diamonds." I never thought I would have the opportunity to take heed his excellent suggestion but God has a wicked sense of humor.. I have a serious love connection with a Texas Truck Driving Man who happens to be a Republican. He sends me flowers. We are talking about Blue Diamonds. Pink Cadillacs and a Las Vegas Wedding with Elvis as the Preacher. I am still shaking my head in amazement. I gave up on love and it came sneaking up on me. Three years ago, I expressed a wild and crazy fantasy in a Blog. My fantasy begins at a Republican Men’s Convention in Las Vegas. I dance at the convention and charm all the Republican men right down to their pinstriped underwear and they toss their fat wallets at my feet. I leave the billfolds with all the contents behind and walk out of the convention in the arms of a Republican Trucker with in blue jeans and a Southern Accent. It appears the best part of the fantasy will become reality. Earlier this year, I had another tentative marriage proposition from a legal eagle who happens to be a Democrat. That was an experience that seriously made me consider switching to my own gender. I was surprised when a man that I was causally acquainted with revealed that he had an attraction to me for over five years. I generally don’t date lawyers. It turned out that his interest did not extend beyond my double dd’s. I was informed that we would not be suitable marriage partners after all. There is a nurse who says she loves him madly, though her breast are not big enough. However if I want to hang around and tend to his needs……………… "Sorry Darlin, I want the ring and ceremony," I enlightened the lawyer. "Marry the Nurse and buy her a boob job," I told him. My girlfriend suggested that I send the Legal Eagle a baby bottle. After my experience with the Barrister, My Philosophy became "Men Bah Humbug! When God made men she was only joking. Men are simple creatures. They want food, sleep and SEX! A man may take you out for coffee and talk about your wonderful mind. Don’t Believe him! " I must learn to be content with life on life’s terms in "No Man’s Land" all the remaining days of my life. It was not my heart’s desire but doable. The one male in my life, Ferlin the Mutt loves me unconditional and he understands the concept of loyalty. I am a registered Libertarian. I did not vote for Bush but on many levels I respect him more than I do Clinton. When confronted with cocaine use in his youth, Bush replies "None of your business and no comment. Clinton is confronted with marijuana use and answers with, "I didn’t inhale !" In his recent interviews, he would have been better off keeping his mouth shut versus putting his foot in his mouth and digging himself into a bigger hole. I often speculate on who would be the better lover between Clinton and Bush. Upon checking Bush’s Astrological Chart and the status of his fifth house………. Bush is a water sign with sizzle. That is why Laura Bush sparkles all the time. Clinton most likely lays back and says, "Entertain Me, I’m the President!" He is boring like the boob obsessed barrister. When I am in Las Vegas in the Early Spring, I won’t dancing for a bunch of Republican men. . The better half of my fantasy has come true. There will be One blue diamond from One good man. We will be rolling down the aisle with Elvis a Vintage 64 Pink Caddy convertible at the Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel. I will be learning to drive 18 Wheelers. I will do okay if other cars and pedestrians stay out of the way. I will be writing UK articles on the road. ------------ About the author: Bonijean Isaacs is a freelance writer and Astrologer in West Virginia. Email: inez4liberty@gmail.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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